Puns O Fun 24

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kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1355635 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 12:42:02 UTC - in response to Message 1355623. My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches. Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then. That's another version of a very old joke. The old guy goes to the doc and says.. 'Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this.......' The doc says.....'So don't move your arm like that.' "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1355635 ·

David S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 4 Oct 99 Posts: 18352 Credit: 27,761,924 RAC: 12	Message 1355666 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 13:55:35 UTC - in response to Message 1355635. My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches. Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then. That's another version of a very old joke. The old guy goes to the doc and says.. 'Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this.......' The doc says.....'So don't move your arm like that.' And then there's... A man goes to the doctor and says, "When I press my finger on my arm, it hurts. When I press my finger on my leg, it hurts. When I press my finger on my head, it hurts. What's wrong with me?" "Your finger is broken." David Sitting on my butt while others boldly go, Waiting for a message from a small furry creature from Alpha Centauri. ID: 1355666 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1355676 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 14:10:35 UTC - in response to Message 1355666. My surgeon told me a joke in the theatre which had me in stitches. Later on I went to the doctors and said that when I press here it hurts. He said, well, stop doing it then. That's another version of a very old joke. The old guy goes to the doc and says.. 'Hey doc, it hurts when I move my arm like this.......' The doc says.....'So don't move your arm like that.' And then there's... A man goes to the doctor and says, "When I press my finger on my arm, it hurts. When I press my finger on my leg, it hurts. When I press my finger on my head, it hurts. What's wrong with me?" "Your finger is broken." LOL.... Indeed. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1355676 ·

kittyman Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004	Message 1355744 - Posted: 11 Apr 2013, 16:26:26 UTC Last modified: 11 Apr 2013, 16:28:43 UTC Another old joke, and sorry if I get it wrong. A penguin takes his car to the mechanic for a problem he was having......was just not running right. So's, he takes his car to the mechanic, right? And takes off across the street to the Baskin and Robbins there, and has a sundae. A while later, he goes back to the mechanic's shop and says, what do I have there, then? The mechanic says.... Well, my friend, it looks like you blew a seal. The penguin says.......wait for it. No, just a bit of ice cream. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster ID: 1355744 ·

Julie Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18	Message 1357285 - Posted: 15 Apr 2013, 18:07:41 UTC Weight loss mantra? Fat chants! rOZZ Music Pictures ID: 1357285 ·

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