> I know they say post early for Christmas..so here we go..
>
> This is from all of us, to all of you.....
>
> <a> href="http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/thegrump/Christmas.htm?0.9819995244408142">Merry
> Christmas[/url]

Thanks Keith!
Same thing for you!!

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"Raggio spezza, amista lunga"

merry christmas to all!

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PROUD TO BE TFFE!

Which time-space continuum are you living in???

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE
Sounds like my ex!

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Scrummy Floppy-Tummy

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> OK..OK Christmas names...What's yours?
>
Merry Christmas from:

Wriggly Goose & Cutie Gnome

Lucky Berry-Baubles. Ooooo-kay. :/

Seti @Home -> Happy Berry-Elf
Santa Claus -> Fuzzy Horny-Elf
Satan Claus -> Lucky Horny-Elf
Bloody Wanker -> Tumbleflump Brandy butter-Elf
Anonymous [no surname] -> Wriggly Baubles
The BBC -> Cutie

I think there's definitely something wrong here...

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> OK..OK Christmas names...What's yours?
>
> <a> href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/features/2004/12/names/index.shtml">[b]Christmas
> Names[b][/url]
>
>
> Trumpy Monster-Tinsel
>


Fuzzy Holly-Noodles hmmmmm..........

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Keith, you crack me up. Nine outa ten.

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Ecstatic Yuletide to the planetary constituency, and to that self same assemblage, my sincerest wishes for a salubriously beneficial and gratifyingly pleasurable period between sunset and dawn to thee too....


Regards Fuzzy Holly-Noodles.. ;-)

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What the heck.

Bump!


Wriggly Goose & Cutie Gnome

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Hoping everyone has a very Merry Christmas...

sometimes it goes bad

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> A letter from my Mother....
>
>
> Dear Darling Son and That Person You Married,
>
> ......and my regards to whatever-her-name-is -- the one with the black
> roots who stole you screaming and kicking from a loving home, and dragged you
> up to that God forsaken lawless Sodom she calls home.
>
> Merry Christmas. Love, Mum
>

When did you meet my exmother-in-law? :-)

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Bump. It's Winter Solistice, Christmas, Hannaka, Kwanza, or whatever time of year. Time for a little introspection and good will peeps. Have a little humanity for the sake of the group if not yourselves.

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> OK..OK Christmas names...What's yours?
>
> <a> href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/cumbria/features/2004/12/names/index.shtml">Christmas
> Names[/url]
>
>
> Trumpy Monster-Tinsel
>

Mine is: Cutie Dancing-Toes

Timestamp: Sunday, 19 December 2004 - 07:11 PM --800 (Pacific Standard Time)

L8R....

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CAPT Siran d'Vel'nahr - L L & P _\\//
Winders 11 OS? "What a piece of junk!" - L. Skywalker
"Logic is the cement of our civilization with which we ascend from chaos using reason as our guide." - T'Plana-hath

Since it seems many here are familiar with Tom Lehrer, a song seems appropriate here:

A Christmas Carol

Christmas time is here, by golly.
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly.
Fill the cup and don't say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks, and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother here we go again.

On Christmas day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more,
The other three hundred and sixty four.

Relations sparing no expense will,
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil
"Just the thing I need, how nice."

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Or how heartfelt the spirit.
Sentiment will not endear it.
What's important is the price.

Hark the harold tribunes sing,
Advertising wondrous things.

God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the yuletide pay.

Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy.

Soooo....
Let those raucous sleighbells ring oh,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Riding his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.

Although I'm a true non-believer, I find this prayer relevant for this time of year...


Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in
traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is
rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a
few precious moments with her children.

Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed, disinterested young man who
can't make change correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student,
balancing his apprehension over final exams with his fear of not getting
his student loans for next semester.

Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging for money
in the same spot every day is a slave to addictions that we can
only imagine in our worst nightmares.

Help us to remember that the old couple walking annoyingly slow through
the store aisles and blocking our shopping progress are savoring this
moment, knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back last week,
this will be the last year that they go shopping together.

Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts you give us,
the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to share that love with those we
hold dear. Open our hearts not to just those who are close to us, but to all
humanity. Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive, show patience,
empathy and love in all we say and do.

And let us remember, oh Lord, that we don't need to know
the whole story before we pray and care for those around us.

Edit: Only one exception comes to mind.

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WoW!

Happy Holidays DogBytes

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