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Message 1302363 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 2:29:47 UTC

Canada is in a state of national calamity, due
to global warming the National Igloo in our
capital city (Ottawa) has been in danger of
melting for the first time in recorded history.
We need help, and any ideas would help.

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Message 1302371 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 2:57:02 UTC - in response to Message 1302363.
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Canada is in a state of national calamity, due
to global warming the National Igloo in our
capital city (Ottawa) has been in danger of
melting for the first time in recorded history.
We need help, and any ideas would help.

Gawd damn it Celt!! if only you had brought this up a couple of days ago I could
have shoved it in my freezer for you. Too late now, I've gone and filled the
freezer up with food.
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Message 1302374 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 3:15:25 UTC - in response to Message 1302371.

Gawd damn it Celt!! if only you had brought this up a couple of days ago I could
have shoved it in my freezer for you. Too late now, I've gone and filled the
freezer up with food.

Thank you my friend, your heart is in the right place even if you food is not.

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Message 1302489 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 16:01:26 UTC

It is not global warming. It is that darn new-fangled electricty.

The National Igloo was nice and chilly until they installed electric lights last year. THATS what is causing the melting. We need to go back to the Good Old Days, with whale blubber lamps.
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Message 1302632 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 22:17:17 UTC - in response to Message 1302489.

It is not global warming. It is that darn new-fangled electricty.

The National Igloo was nice and chilly until they installed electric lights last year. THATS what is causing the melting. We need to go back to the Good Old Days, with whale blubber lamps.

Install CF or LED lights instead of incandescent lights.
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Message 1302655 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 23:19:36 UTC - in response to Message 1302489.
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The reason we changed to electric lights was
because them darn down homers were using the
whale oil to soften up their mukluks.
I was thinking we could have a protest bonfire in
the Igloo to bring the issue to the populous.

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Message 1302711 - Posted: 6 Nov 2012, 2:06:08 UTC

NEWS FLASH!!

The NWMP has announced they have discovered a plot to melt the National Igloo! They released this picture of a suspect, and are asking for the public's help in locating the fiend before it is too late.


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Message 1302712 - Posted: 6 Nov 2012, 2:15:32 UTC

I know him, his name is Pierre!

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Message 1302802 - Posted: 6 Nov 2012, 11:11:18 UTC

It is that darn new-fangled electricty.

Quite right, this new alternating current isn't one thing or the other.

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Message 1302845 - Posted: 6 Nov 2012, 14:53:34 UTC - in response to Message 1302655.

The reason we changed to electric lights was
because them darn down homers were using the
whale oil to soften up their mukluks.
I was thinking we could have a protest bonfire in
the Igloo to bring the issue to the populous.


Celt maybe us yanks can send up some saddle soap so the uppity can soften the mukluks. Hey,saddle soap works on our baseball gloves.
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Message 1302853 - Posted: 6 Nov 2012, 15:16:47 UTC - in response to Message 1302802.

It is that darn new-fangled electricty.

Quite right, this new alternating current isn't one thing or the other.


And maybe a few million DC current power plants...
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Message 1302917 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 0:12:56 UTC

Now this is what I like to see, our friends in the middle of a national election, along with a major storm that has just devastated the country, and there you are first in line to help us out in our hour of need here in the land of the free, and the home of the cold. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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Message 1302923 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 0:23:13 UTC

Hows about y'all install an Air conditioning Unit?. ;))
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Message 1302925 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 0:28:07 UTC - in response to Message 1302917.

Now this is what I like to see, our friends in the middle of a national election, along with a major storm that has just devastated the country, and there you are first in line to help us out in our hour of need here in the land of the free, and the home of the cold. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

From the Batcave, Dr Victor Freeze's freeze gun...

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Message 1302944 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 1:27:54 UTC


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Message 1303092 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 13:38:45 UTC - in response to Message 1302923.

Hows about y'all install an Air conditioning Unit?. ;))


It already has Canadian air conditioning...


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Message 1303238 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 19:18:53 UTC

Yep, I remember from my last visit to the Canadian Rockies, it can get pretty cold over there!
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