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celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Canada is in a state of national calamity, due to global warming the National Igloo in our capital city (Ottawa) has been in danger of melting for the first time in recorded history. We need help, and any ideas would help. |
Nick Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 4344 Credit: 3,313,107 RAC: 0 |
Canada is in a state of national calamity, due Gawd damn it Celt!! if only you had brought this up a couple of days ago I could have shoved it in my freezer for you. Too late now, I've gone and filled the freezer up with food. The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Gawd damn it Celt!! if only you had brought this up a couple of days ago I could Thank you my friend, your heart is in the right place even if you food is not. |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
It is not global warming. It is that darn new-fangled electricty. The National Igloo was nice and chilly until they installed electric lights last year. THATS what is causing the melting. We need to go back to the Good Old Days, with whale blubber lamps. |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
It is not global warming. It is that darn new-fangled electricty. Install CF or LED lights instead of incandescent lights. BOINC WIKI |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
The reason we changed to electric lights was because them darn down homers were using the whale oil to soften up their mukluks. I was thinking we could have a protest bonfire in the Igloo to bring the issue to the populous. |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
NEWS FLASH!! The NWMP has announced they have discovered a plot to melt the National Igloo! They released this picture of a suspect, and are asking for the public's help in locating the fiend before it is too late. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
I know him, his name is Pierre! |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
The reason we changed to electric lights was Celt maybe us yanks can send up some saddle soap so the uppity can soften the mukluks. Hey,saddle soap works on our baseball gloves. [/quote] Old James |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65736 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
It is that darn new-fangled electricty. And maybe a few million DC current power plants... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
Now this is what I like to see, our friends in the middle of a national election, along with a major storm that has just devastated the country, and there you are first in line to help us out in our hour of need here in the land of the free, and the home of the cold. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
Hows about y'all install an Air conditioning Unit?. ;)) I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65736 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
Now this is what I like to see, our friends in the middle of a national election, along with a major storm that has just devastated the country, and there you are first in line to help us out in our hour of need here in the land of the free, and the home of the cold. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. From the Batcave, Dr Victor Freeze's freeze gun... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
Hows about y'all install an Air conditioning Unit?. ;)) It already has Canadian air conditioning... |
Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 |
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