| Author |
Message |
|---|
|
|
|
I love him because he does not give a rat's behind about being politically correct.
I love him because he tells it like it is.
I love him because, well, because he is Mel.
If only I could give you a little piece.........
Exactly how fast is a piece of light?
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
 |
|
|
|
|
|
I shall extend a hearty and laurel handshake to to .......
OMG, the new sherrif is a Excuse me while I whip this out.......
This was PG stuff.......only thing was, the PGs did not get it.
Neither did some folks who were not rabid about it at the time.
You really need to get a life.
This is a joke, man. A freakin' joke. By a Jew, nonetheless. Mel Brooks was Jewish.
And he makes not bones about it. You all gotta get a freakin' life!!!!
This stuff and Young Frankenstein are about the funniest bits on this planet, you gits.
You just don't get it.......it is freakin' humour. Politically incorrect humour, but a freakin' JOKE, you idiots. He is Jewish, and poking fun at HIMSELF..........don't you get that sh--???
Mel was a master of making fun of himself.
And you all missed the freaking point.
OMFG.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oooh.....a little gurl asked me not to PM her anymore.......
Could not handle my honest responses to her comments.
Rather sad, she had some honest comments to lend me.
Maybe she'll dry her little tears and PM me back some day. She knows who she is. I did not diss her. Come back, Red Rider.
Well, you know what it's like trying to herd cats......... Don't let anybody tell you it's easy.
I'm livin' a dream......wouldn't do nuthin' else.
I am the first cat herder in my family.
When you bring a herd of a thousand shorthairs into town, and you ain't lost a one of 'em.
Ain't a feeling like it in the world.
EDS.......uh, it's kinda what we do, dude.
This is simply the best commercial ever done. Ever.
LOL.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Anybody got a problem with that, hombres?
Never had a problem with my kitties crunching before, eh?
I think some are jealous of my cattle.
I can handle them......the cattle, I mean.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
I am Graham Dorsey.......
If you know the story.
Meow.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Oh, not to worry.
Obama credit is on the way.......
Yeah, he got's your new phone. Free of charge.
Except.....in the twilight zone.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Aww......blimey, don't do THAT.......
Not that.......
The elder Twilight Zones....the ones where Serling just flashed in and out of the screen in the opening creds.
Sigh. Meowsigh.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
You're busy posting this morning Mark :-)
|
|
|
|
|
|
They say in a man's dreams, he can live a lifetime in a moment.
None surer of that than I. I sleep to dream.......and sometimes I wake up to find myself in another place. The kitties chase me all about, but to no end point.
You see, I am a lifelong member...........
Of the Twilight Zone.........
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
My world need not be yours........
Unless you chose to enter it.
My realities the kitties chase. They are the one true beacon.......my guiding light/
You chase me down at your own peril.........not a chase for the faint of heart.
You see, I live in a different dimension altogether.
The kittyman happens to live
You cannot retrieve me from this world...............
It is no longer possible. I cannot come back.
You could come visit me here.........
Not many friends here......[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=1-vQ7kqioGw] I have not checked my bags just yet,.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hup two three four GI blues.
[Got them right now
dunnnow just why].
For all our men and ladies in the service.Occupation GI blues
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
Hup two three four GI blues.
[Got them right now
dunnnow just why].
For all our men and ladies in the service.Occupation GI blues
I believe it's gonna be Romney's worry next week.
At least, I hope so.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Call her up when I got a dime......
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
And some folks do not understand.......
Ya see, kids.........
There are thingys I cannot or will not justify to 'yall.
Dog just don't hunt......or need to.
Scarecrow understands these things.
I am a man of constant sorrow.......
You cannot save me nor give me solace in these times.......
And I do not ask that. I only, perhaps, ask for your understanding, in what limited way you might do so.
My door is always open........it swings wide both ways.
What amazes me is the folks that walk through it when I am tired and beat.
THEY are my true friends indeed.
Meow, my friends. You know who you are.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
LOL.....this dog do hunt....
Gotta luv my buddy Fogerty.
I shook the man's strong hand one day years ago. A show in Wisconsin.
Never forgot it, my friend.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
You ever drive a '69 Riv?
The car in the intro.
It was a car of wonder......455 Buick powered.
The Riv was also featured in the 'Drive Angry' intro.......
Check this out......Uhh, I don't make this stuff up.......I AM already walking the earth.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
I have seen this before, but some may not have.
The first Twilight Zone....
Rod Searling makes his pitch to the potential advertisers for his new series.....
Quite a pitchman, he was.
Where IS everybody?
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Bet you might have not seen this one......
Jack Benny enters the Twilight Zone.....
And Rod pitches Oasis cigarettes.
My, what a different time zone the Zone was in back then.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
And Justin Wilson.......
Now, when he kicks the punch line, it takes a few seconds to soak in.
But it do, guarantee........
I miss our Cajun cook.
____________
******
"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."
As it is kitten, so shall it be done.
|
|
|
