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Message 1301575 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 5:41:52 UTC

I love him because he does not give a rat's behind about being politically correct.

I love him because he tells it like it is.

I love him because, well, because he is Mel.

If only I could give you a little piece.........

Exactly how fast is a piece of light?
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Message 1301580 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 6:09:37 UTC

I shall extend a hearty and laurel handshake to to .......

OMG, the new sherrif is a Excuse me while I whip this out.......

This was PG stuff.......only thing was, the PGs did not get it.

Neither did some folks who were not rabid about it at the time.

You really need to get a life.

This is a joke, man. A freakin' joke. By a Jew, nonetheless. Mel Brooks was Jewish.

And he makes not bones about it. You all gotta get a freakin' life!!!!
This stuff and Young Frankenstein are about the funniest bits on this planet, you gits.

You just don't get it.......it is freakin' humour. Politically incorrect humour, but a freakin' JOKE, you idiots. He is Jewish, and poking fun at HIMSELF..........don't you get that sh--???

Mel was a master of making fun of himself.

And you all missed the freaking point.

OMFG.
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Message 1301587 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 6:50:54 UTC
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Oooh.....a little gurl asked me not to PM her anymore.......
Could not handle my honest responses to her comments.

Rather sad, she had some honest comments to lend me.
Maybe she'll dry her little tears and PM me back some day. She knows who she is. I did not diss her. Come back, Red Rider.

Well, you know what it's like trying to herd cats......... Don't let anybody tell you it's easy.

I'm livin' a dream......wouldn't do nuthin' else.

I am the first cat herder in my family.

When you bring a herd of a thousand shorthairs into town, and you ain't lost a one of 'em.
Ain't a feeling like it in the world.

EDS.......uh, it's kinda what we do, dude.

This is simply the best commercial ever done. Ever.

LOL.
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Message 1301592 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 7:19:01 UTC

Anybody got a problem with that, hombres?
Never had a problem with my kitties crunching before, eh?

I think some are jealous of my cattle.

I can handle them......the cattle, I mean.
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Message 1301598 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 8:45:30 UTC

I am Graham Dorsey.......
If you know the story.

Meow.
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Message 1301663 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 13:38:42 UTC
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Oh, not to worry.
Obama credit is on the way.......
Yeah, he got's your new phone. Free of charge.
Except.....in the twilight zone.
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Message 1301677 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 14:15:18 UTC

Aww......blimey, don't do THAT.......
Not that.......

The elder Twilight Zones....the ones where Serling just flashed in and out of the screen in the opening creds.

Sigh. Meowsigh.
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Message 1301685 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 14:50:57 UTC

You're busy posting this morning Mark :-)

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Message 1301696 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 15:33:19 UTC
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They say in a man's dreams, he can live a lifetime in a moment.
None surer of that than I. I sleep to dream.......and sometimes I wake up to find myself in another place. The kitties chase me all about, but to no end point.

You see, I am a lifelong member...........
Of the Twilight Zone.........
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Message 1301717 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 16:13:26 UTC

My world need not be yours........
Unless you chose to enter it.

My realities the kitties chase. They are the one true beacon.......my guiding light/

You chase me down at your own peril.........not a chase for the faint of heart.



You see, I live in a different dimension altogether.
The kittyman happens to live

You cannot retrieve me from this world...............
It is no longer possible. I cannot come back.

You could come visit me here.........
Not many friends here......[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=1-vQ7kqioGw] I have not checked my bags just yet,.
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Message 1301745 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 17:45:27 UTC
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Hup two three four GI blues.

[Got them right now
dunnnow just why].

For all our men and ladies in the service.Occupation GI blues
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Message 1301750 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 17:57:13 UTC - in response to Message 1301745.  

Hup two three four GI blues.

[Got them right now
dunnnow just why].

For all our men and ladies in the service.Occupation GI blues

I believe it's gonna be Romney's worry next week.
At least, I hope so.
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Message 1301754 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 18:05:19 UTC

Call her up when I got a dime......
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Message 1301761 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 18:21:30 UTC
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And some folks do not understand.......

Ya see, kids.........
There are thingys I cannot or will not justify to 'yall.

Dog just don't hunt......or need to.

Scarecrow understands these things.

I am a man of constant sorrow.......

You cannot save me nor give me solace in these times.......
And I do not ask that. I only, perhaps, ask for your understanding, in what limited way you might do so.

My door is always open........it swings wide both ways.

What amazes me is the folks that walk through it when I am tired and beat.
THEY are my true friends indeed.

Meow, my friends. You know who you are.
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Message 1301768 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 18:27:01 UTC

LOL.....this dog do hunt....
Gotta luv my buddy Fogerty.
I shook the man's strong hand one day years ago. A show in Wisconsin.
Never forgot it, my friend.
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Message 1301791 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 19:28:29 UTC

You ever drive a '69 Riv?

The car in the intro.

It was a car of wonder......455 Buick powered.


The Riv was also featured in the 'Drive Angry' intro.......

Check this out......Uhh, I don't make this stuff up.......I AM already walking the earth.
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Message 1301844 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 22:45:28 UTC

I have seen this before, but some may not have.

The first Twilight Zone....
Rod Searling makes his pitch to the potential advertisers for his new series.....
Quite a pitchman, he was.

Where IS everybody?
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Message 1301864 - Posted: 3 Nov 2012, 23:31:50 UTC

Bet you might have not seen this one......
Jack Benny enters the Twilight Zone.....
And Rod pitches Oasis cigarettes.

My, what a different time zone the Zone was in back then.
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Message 1301922 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 2:03:44 UTC

And Justin Wilson.......

Now, when he kicks the punch line, it takes a few seconds to soak in.

But it do, guarantee........

I miss our Cajun cook.
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