There are reasons.

Why I posted this in my own thread.
It could be because he wus born just before I wuz.
It could be because I wuz him.
Dunno...........\
You figure it.
Momma always said I wuz nicknamed Elvis 'cause when I was born I had this long shock of big black hair.

Then I got stung.........

By my lady Lori.....oh, f., I got stung.

Been approached by many since............gurlz, you cannot approach the mazik that day I met 'the one'........

I know I posture ones in a whileon the boards,, but never go there. I have met my one and only. Meow.

She is Lori, she is me, I am her. Done deal...........verstai?
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"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."

As it is kitten, so shall it be done.

There are reasons...........

You all have wondered why such a strange man I am.........
Well, I surely cannot explain that, for true.

You watch this episode of twilight zone, and it might add a little enlightenment to your understanding of myself. Sigh.......

I used to be Lori's only one. I am still hers........always.

One day, things changed. It was not her fault. Nor mine.......the distance just became greater......insurmountable. Bridge over the river Kwai,.

She is on the river on the east. I am on the west.

Oh, Lord, get me across that river to my love......
In the middle of the night........Oh, gawd, get me across. Please.
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"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."

As it is kitten, so shall it be done.