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Message 1311082 - Posted: 28 Nov 2012, 17:42:59 UTC

I'm sure he wont mind a little change in the kibble's budget...
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Message 1311088 - Posted: 28 Nov 2012, 17:55:21 UTC

So, according to this, I should invest in this...hmmm...first I'll check my account statement...
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Message 1311128 - Posted: 28 Nov 2012, 19:34:12 UTC



"Taking this number, dividing by that one...and quantifying this one tells me...SETI NEEDS MORE MONEY!!! GIVE!! GIVE!! GIVE!!"
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Message 1311129 - Posted: 28 Nov 2012, 19:39:36 UTC

I do wish humans wouldn't clean their ears with pencils...
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Message 1311195 - Posted: 28 Nov 2012, 23:52:20 UTC

I would like to catch the chicken that made these.
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Message 1311202 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 0:13:05 UTC

Mark, letting your cat do your homework is cheating.

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Message 1311214 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 1:07:01 UTC

Hey human. Yeah, you. This is the code for ñ.
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Message 1311218 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 1:15:53 UTC

I've read this entire manual, but it doesn't say where my human keeps the kibble!
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Message 1311220 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 1:21:44 UTC

Hmm, what does C=Pi*R² have to do with me?
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Message 1311242 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 3:30:04 UTC

Since the kittymnan has to go to work, the kitties are manning the till.
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Message 1311243 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 3:32:47 UTC
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Ahh... I almost have the solution to the riddle of ...
1) the chicken and the egg.
2) nuclear fusion powered automobiles.
3) getting something from nothing.
4) perpetual motion.
5) eternal life.
6) S@H's budget.

(in order of increasing difficulty)

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Message 1311246 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 3:40:06 UTC

The solution to fermat's theorum is... You can't understand me, can you?
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Message 1311251 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 3:45:42 UTC

Ummmm, notice this list of human food doesn't have chicken byproducts listed in ingredients.

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Message 1311285 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 7:42:46 UTC

E=mc², hmmm, where have I seen that in my course...
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Message 1311321 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 12:53:13 UTC - in response to Message 1311243.

If you substitute plutonium for the uranium then cover it with cheese...
That mouse has no chance.

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Message 1311339 - Posted: 29 Nov 2012, 14:39:31 UTC

Where is the pencil sharpener?

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Message 1311407 - Posted: 5 Dec 2012, 19:22:10 UTC

Hello, human? Do I have to nibble this pencil sharp?
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Message 1311690 - Posted: 6 Dec 2012, 10:15:07 UTC

I almost forgot about this caption contest, what with the outage and all.
And I have been working 12 hour shifts...with another 5 hours scheduled on Friday.
Please give me until Friday night, and I should have enough time to peruse the entries and have the kitties pick some winners....

For now, meowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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Message 1311749 - Posted: 6 Dec 2012, 13:40:06 UTC

Sniff sniff. I do wish my human wouldn't clean his ears before he asks me to do his homework!

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Message 1311767 - Posted: 6 Dec 2012, 14:57:50 UTC

Let's see... carry the three... chew the pencil... and Voila! 42.

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