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Message 1302409 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 6:17:31 UTC

I am a real doctor and no my name is not Doodie.

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Message 1302457 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 11:53:24 UTC

And now for the bill...



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Message 1302497 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 16:35:11 UTC

OK, you're ready to... wait a minute, what's this lump in your shoulder?


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Message 1302521 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 18:03:37 UTC

I have some bad news and I have some worse news...



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Message 1302541 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 18:25:23 UTC

Its a boy and we'll need $6000 before we'll even consider delivering him


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Message 1302564 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 19:06:37 UTC

Now for your stress EKG. Here is the bill.


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Message 1302630 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 22:15:48 UTC

You have 10 to live.

10 what? Days, Week, Months, Years?

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Message 1302809 - Posted: 6 Nov 2012, 11:22:40 UTC

It's OK Mrs Obama, you can relax. Your husband phoned to say he won't be visiting this afternoon.

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Message 1302969 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 4:31:18 UTC

Doctor, please give me that in Latin. It sounds too scary in English.


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Message 1303098 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 13:48:05 UTC

I'm sorry, but your condition has no Latin name yet as it has never been seen before.


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Message 1303104 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 13:52:24 UTC

Sorry Mrs Obama, but you're going have to get up and make an effort to have a victory dance with him. I know it sucks but ....

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Message 1303172 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 17:24:56 UTC
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Stress test: "Four more years!"


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Message 1303186 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 18:14:09 UTC

Ok Mrs. Obama, I'll prescribe you those antidepressives for four more years.



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Message 1303324 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 23:14:44 UTC

I have good news and bad news. First the good news. We now know what you have. Now the bad news -- we named it after you.




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Message 1303331 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 23:32:30 UTC

Sorry folks I forgot I posted the picture.

Winner John McLeod VII "I have good news and bad news. First the good news. We now know what you have. Now the bad news -- we named it after you."

Second KWSN "OK, you're ready to... wait a minute, what's this lump in your shoulder?"

Third Carlos "I am a real doctor and no my name is not Doodie."


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Message 1303338 - Posted: 8 Nov 2012, 0:13:15 UTC

OK, let's see what you can do with this one.




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Message 1303502 - Posted: 8 Nov 2012, 13:41:34 UTC
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1) Damn lucky he didn't loose the front windows too.

2) So much for "I'll only be a minute."


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Message 1303543 - Posted: 8 Nov 2012, 15:41:20 UTC

...too bad he/she locked the car...


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Message 1303561 - Posted: 8 Nov 2012, 16:48:51 UTC

Now that's what you call an upmarket car valet!

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Message 1303593 - Posted: 8 Nov 2012, 17:35:24 UTC

Ask again why you can not park here.



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