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Message 1301952 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 4:42:11 UTC - in response to Message 1301609.  

This is what you would get if Seti mods were in charge of road signs.



*Ducks and runs zigzaging for cover*

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Message 1301993 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 8:45:20 UTC - in response to Message 1301952.  

A pictorial description of "FUBARED".


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Message 1302118 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 15:35:05 UTC

Romneycare pictorialized...
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Message 1302150 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 16:54:53 UTC

the DOT had funding for all of its road mprovement projects. So they got started at the same tme.


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Message 1302161 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 17:05:01 UTC

US Congress at work.

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Message 1302209 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 18:28:46 UTC

Ok, I count over 10 entries...

Second runner up is Steven Meyer with: US congress at work.

First runner up is Gary Charpentier with: Intersection of Heaven and Hell.

And the winner is Monday with: This is what you would get if Seti mods were in charge of road signs.

PM on the way...
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Message 1302256 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 20:40:58 UTC
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Thanks Julie.
I had a really funny one but it wouldn't let me link to it so put those creative juices to work on this one friends.
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Message 1302319 - Posted: 4 Nov 2012, 23:11:49 UTC - in response to Message 1302256.  



Oh I see Mrs Obama, your here trying out this room just in case you might
need it later next week.


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Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet
belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.
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Message 1302391 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 5:00:49 UTC - in response to Message 1302256.  





I have the DNA results for you, so... what should we do with this birth certificate?
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Message 1302409 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 6:17:31 UTC

I am a real doctor and no my name is not Doodie.
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Message 1302457 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 11:53:24 UTC

And now for the bill...
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Message 1302497 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 16:35:11 UTC

OK, you're ready to... wait a minute, what's this lump in your shoulder?
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Message 1302521 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 18:03:37 UTC

I have some bad news and I have some worse news...
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Message 1302541 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 18:25:23 UTC

Its a boy and we'll need $6000 before we'll even consider delivering him


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Message 1302564 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 19:06:37 UTC

Now for your stress EKG. Here is the bill.

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Message 1302630 - Posted: 5 Nov 2012, 22:15:48 UTC

You have 10 to live.

10 what? Days, Week, Months, Years?

9.


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Message 1302969 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 4:31:18 UTC

Doctor, please give me that in Latin. It sounds too scary in English.

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Message 1303098 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 13:48:05 UTC

I'm sorry, but your condition has no Latin name yet as it has never been seen before.

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Message 1303172 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 17:24:56 UTC
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Stress test: "Four more years!"
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Message 1303186 - Posted: 7 Nov 2012, 18:14:09 UTC

Ok Mrs. Obama, I'll prescribe you those antidepressives for four more years.
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