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I am a real doctor and no my name is not Doodie. | |
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And now for the bill... | |
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OK, you're ready to... wait a minute, what's this lump in your shoulder? | |
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I have some bad news and I have some worse news... | |
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Its a boy and we'll need $6000 before we'll even consider delivering him | |
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Now for your stress EKG. Here is the bill. | |
| ID: 1302564 · | |
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You have 10 to live. | |
| ID: 1302630 · | |
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It's OK Mrs Obama, you can relax. Your husband phoned to say he won't be visiting this afternoon. | |
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Doctor, please give me that in Latin. It sounds too scary in English. | |
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I'm sorry, but your condition has no Latin name yet as it has never been seen before. | |
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Sorry Mrs Obama, but you're going have to get up and make an effort to have a victory dance with him. I know it sucks but .... | |
| ID: 1303104 · | |
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Stress test: "Four more years!" | |
| ID: 1303172 · | |
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Ok Mrs. Obama, I'll prescribe you those antidepressives for four more years. | |
| ID: 1303186 · | |
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I have good news and bad news. First the good news. We now know what you have. Now the bad news -- we named it after you. | |
| ID: 1303324 · | |
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Sorry folks I forgot I posted the picture. | |
| ID: 1303331 · | |
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OK, let's see what you can do with this one. | |
| ID: 1303338 · | |
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1) Damn lucky he didn't loose the front windows too. | |
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...too bad he/she locked the car... | |
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Now that's what you call an upmarket car valet! | |
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Ask again why you can not park here. | |
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