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Message 1285023 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 2:42:38 UTC

I got 5 to 1 odds that Mitt Stupid will make some sort of screw up at least once a week from now until the election.

Message 1285027 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 2:59:30 UTC
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Bet you be one of The 47%, NeanderThal.

I'd love to have Secret Recordings of you In Your Cave. Dear Leader aka Pitiful Potus, says Lots 'O Anti-American Stuff when he is In Secret.

At least R & R tells The Truth. The People who do vote for OBlabby live on The Liberal Economic Plantation and are In Fear of Losing their Government Cheese.

At least NeanderThal Man, you get To Kill Bear and Eat Meat once in awhile.

So keep your Canuck Mouth wrapped around That Bear Meat and be glad you are not Stuffing It With Cheese, On The Plantation.

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Message 1285029 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 3:05:29 UTC - in response to Message 1285027.
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There is a school of thought that says that the
reasons our Neanderthal brothers are not around
anymore is because they did not have the very
attributes that you so gleefully ascribe to me.
Mitt loves Canada.

Message 1285035 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 3:22:35 UTC

Watched The 13th Warrior. It was filmed in British Columbia.

Bunch of Spear Chuckers wearing Bear Heads and Fur were killing Norsemen left and right.

They had an Arab with them, The 13th Warrior.

Norsemen killed The Earth Mother and The Spear Chucker's Leader and All Was Well.

The Spear Chuckers(they had spears, bone, and stone for weapons) loved To Eat Meat. Human Meat. Their Victims. Yummy.

The Moral Of The Story. Got Spear, Eat Humans, Go Extinct. Bye Bye.

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Message 1285051 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 4:33:13 UTC

Celt I believe your odds are correct. And dull, what 47%?? I think our blue president is supported by about 53%... :-)

(Celt thanks for the laugh at work and hope you are well)
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Message 1285181 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 15:43:51 UTC - in response to Message 1285051.

hope you are well

Well enough thankyou.
I believe that as a nation you are stronger than Mitt Stupid.

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Message 1285184 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 15:47:15 UTC - in response to Message 1285029.

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Mitt loves Canada.

Must be our socialist healthcare. :D

(BTW, what happened to all those Republicans that were going to move to Canada if Obama care was passed?)
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Message 1285235 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 21:38:45 UTC - in response to Message 1285184.

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Mitt loves Canada.

Must be our socialist healthcare. :D

(BTW, what happened to all those Republicans that were going to move to Canada if Obama care was passed?)

they found out that there were even more liberals there
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Message 1285273 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 22:57:03 UTC - in response to Message 1285184.

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Mitt loves Canada.

Must be our socialist healthcare. :D

(BTW, what happened to all those Republicans that were going to move to Canada if Obama care was passed?)

It's ok they would have moved back when the care program was returned to it's original form, as in Romneycare that he implemented in Massachusetts.

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Message 1285567 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012, 17:45:33 UTC - in response to Message 1285023.

I got 5 to 1 odds that Mitt Stupid will make some sort of screw up at least once a week from now until the election.

Well, you're right so far. Tick week one.

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Message 1285587 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012, 18:17:03 UTC - in response to Message 1285567.

Look like he didn't pay attention to Joe Bidens foibles.
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Message 1285694 - Posted: 20 Sep 2012, 0:13:25 UTC
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Attention all Romnyites, Canada is closed to idiots!
We got enough of our own.

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Message 1285707 - Posted: 20 Sep 2012, 1:35:39 UTC

Attention, sale on Etch A Sketch in Toronto!

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Message 1285710 - Posted: 20 Sep 2012, 2:06:00 UTC
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Big News!
Supercuts have a special on Romney cuts!
Customer must have pointy head.

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Message 1285823 - Posted: 20 Sep 2012, 14:58:44 UTC - in response to Message 1285710.

Big News!
Supercuts have a special on Romney cuts!
Customer must have pointy head.


Celt, I hope Canada has enough barbers to cut the hair of every member of Congress and the Senate. They all have pointy heads.
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Message 1286174 - Posted: 21 Sep 2012, 6:12:40 UTC

Please understand, I am just trying to be funny, if I step over the line in to disrespect please let me know.
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Three Mitt Stupid staffers have heart attacks, Mitt caught with a set of car keys in his pocket.

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Message 1286177 - Posted: 21 Sep 2012, 6:15:59 UTC

Chewing gum banned from Mitt Stupid campaign
offices. Staffers are afraid that Mitt
Stupid may find gum and then try to walk somewhere!

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Message 1286293 - Posted: 21 Sep 2012, 15:58:47 UTC

Celt - you kept this well under your beaver skin....
http://www.snotr.com/video/8659/Canada_Runs_for_US_President



(actually they'd get my vote if they ran in the UK election....)
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Message 1286330 - Posted: 21 Sep 2012, 17:05:24 UTC
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Ohhhh, Canada for president... That'd be one way to get my vote. :-D


On the subject of Mitt doing something stupid every week, this is a few days old now but the Twit was caught speaking loosly about his beliefs when [he thought] there were no cameras rolling.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/decision2012/the-impact-of-romneys-47percent-remark-does-this-set-him-back/2012/09/18/68cd4158-01a0-11e2-b260-32f4a8db9b7e_video.html

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/09/watch-full-secret-video-private-romney-fundraiser
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Message 1286467 - Posted: 22 Sep 2012, 0:03:10 UTC
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