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Message 1278070 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 10:41:00 UTC

My friend just caught my attention with some very un-lady like language, she was reading this story.

The Jil Sander paper bag


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Message 1278079 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 10:47:17 UTC

Love the last line

" Alternatively, you could fashion your own using a McDonald's takeaway bag and a biro."
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Message 1278109 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 11:21:34 UTC

I choked on my sandwich when i read the headline.

I'm off to WH Smith to buy a stack of paper bags and a rubber stamp. This is how to clear my debts!
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Message 1278164 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 13:04:07 UTC

There are sadly too many bimbos out there with more money than brain cells, courtesy of daddy.

Nothing changes ....

Fashion

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Message 1278171 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 13:18:22 UTC

If any of them are reading, i have for sale the Simonator branded wooden spoon.



Very limited edition, unique and stylish wooden spoon, bring a touch of fashion to the otherwise mundane job of stirring food.

Yours for a very reasonable £225, don't delay, numbers are limited and could sell out very fast.

Until i get some more spoons and another Sharpie!
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Message 1278176 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 13:26:51 UTC

Can I buy shares in your enterprise?

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Message 1278178 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 13:29:16 UTC

Each spoon sold gets a 1% share of the equity.
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Message 1278185 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 13:48:33 UTC

OK I'm in, but we'll need to consider franchising, and don't forget the souvenir thimbles. Always go down well with the grannies. Are we registered for VAT "Vacuous adolescents Tax?

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Message 1278204 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 14:13:20 UTC - in response to Message 1278185.

OK I'm in, but we'll need to consider franchising, and don't forget the souvenir thimbles. Always go down well with the grannies. Are we registered for VAT "Vacuous adolescents Tax?

Posted the forms off this morning, and i'll get working on the thimbles, need to get the colour right. Not sure whether to go for Mediterranean white, eggshell, frozen white, or frosted cream.
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Message 1278223 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 14:38:17 UTC

Magnolia is seen as quite Avant-garde

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Message 1278298 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 16:31:33 UTC

Magnolia it is.

The range also extends to washing up bowls, sieves, glasses...

I'll sign any tat if someone will pay over the odds for it
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Message 1278309 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 16:48:12 UTC

I have a one-of-a-kind must have for sale. Look for it on Christie's soon.

A very old, well antiqued litter box shovel.

This item cannot be duplicated, as it has been in use for almost 10 years serving a family of 4 kitties in their daily litter box needs.

The fine patina crafted by sifting through many tons of kitty litter cannot be duplicated and has taken that long to perfect.

It will be presented with a certificate of authenticity signed by the one and only kittyman, along with a special gold plated kitty turd in a mahogany miniature litter box. (Who said you couldn't gold plate a turd?) The kittyman's fingerprints on the handle shall also be highlighted in gold leaf.

When contracted for the auction a spokesperson for Christie's was speechless....

He was like, so, OMFG.....
Like, dude, how can you put a monetary value on something that has nothing to compare it with, man?
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Message 1278318 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 17:00:26 UTC

Good luck with the sale, should get a few thousand.
If people will buy Britney Spears' old school books then you have every chance.
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Message 1278319 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 17:01:06 UTC

Oh and a note to WinterKnight, Fashion has an S in it. :)
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Message 1278325 - Posted: 31 Aug 2012, 17:09:52 UTC - in response to Message 1278318.
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Good luck with the sale, should get a few thousand.
If people will buy Britney Spears' old school books then you have every chance.

Uh, behind closed doors, the estimated auction price is 3.4 million.
The representatives of Christie's have suggested that the value of the gold plated turd exceeds that of the scoop itself. Especially if signed with a paw print of the kitty involved.

I am now monitoring Squirrel's litter box activities so as to be able to authenticate the origin of the turd.
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Message 1278520 - Posted: 1 Sep 2012, 0:35:24 UTC - in response to Message 1278319.

Oh and a note to WinterKnight, Fashion has an S in it. :)

I know, me keyboard is playing up, to get s or m I have to remember to give 'em a good thump.

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Message 1278551 - Posted: 1 Sep 2012, 1:41:38 UTC - in response to Message 1278171.

If any of them are reading, i have for sale the Simonator branded wooden spoon.



Very limited edition, unique and stylish wooden spoon, bring a touch of fashion to the otherwise mundane job of stirring food.

Yours for a very reasonable £225, don't delay, numbers are limited and could sell out very fast.

Until i get some more spoons and another Sharpie!



LOL! I shall keep this in mind if I ever re-do my kitchen!!!

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Message 1278556 - Posted: 1 Sep 2012, 1:53:18 UTC - in response to Message 1278171.

If any of them are reading, i have for sale the Simonator branded wooden spoon.



Very limited edition, unique and stylish wooden spoon, bring a touch of fashion to the otherwise mundane job of stirring food.

Yours for a very reasonable £225, don't delay, numbers are limited and could sell out very fast.

Until i get some more spoons and another Sharpie!

How good are they against the ray guns and what not, which the aliens will inevitably be amoured with. Then again, they wouldn't last ten minutes with Angela in a poet competition :)
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