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W-K 666 Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 19062 Credit: 40,757,560 RAC: 67 |
My friend just caught my attention with some very un-lady like language, she was reading this story. The Jil Sander paper bag A give away at £185 |
Bernie Vine Send message Joined: 26 May 99 Posts: 9954 Credit: 103,452,613 RAC: 328 |
Love the last line " Alternatively, you could fashion your own using a McDonald's takeaway bag and a biro." |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
I choked on my sandwich when i read the headline. I'm off to WH Smith to buy a stack of paper bags and a rubber stamp. This is how to clear my debts! Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
If any of them are reading, i have for sale the Simonator branded wooden spoon. Very limited edition, unique and stylish wooden spoon, bring a touch of fashion to the otherwise mundane job of stirring food. Yours for a very reasonable £225, don't delay, numbers are limited and could sell out very fast. Until i get some more spoons and another Sharpie! Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
Each spoon sold gets a 1% share of the equity. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
OK I'm in, but we'll need to consider franchising, and don't forget the souvenir thimbles. Always go down well with the grannies. Are we registered for VAT "Vacuous adolescents Tax? Posted the forms off this morning, and i'll get working on the thimbles, need to get the colour right. Not sure whether to go for Mediterranean white, eggshell, frozen white, or frosted cream. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
Magnolia it is. The range also extends to washing up bowls, sieves, glasses... I'll sign any tat if someone will pay over the odds for it Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I have a one-of-a-kind must have for sale. Look for it on Christie's soon. A very old, well antiqued litter box shovel. This item cannot be duplicated, as it has been in use for almost 10 years serving a family of 4 kitties in their daily litter box needs. The fine patina crafted by sifting through many tons of kitty litter cannot be duplicated and has taken that long to perfect. It will be presented with a certificate of authenticity signed by the one and only kittyman, along with a special gold plated kitty turd in a mahogany miniature litter box. (Who said you couldn't gold plate a turd?) The kittyman's fingerprints on the handle shall also be highlighted in gold leaf. When contracted for the auction a spokesperson for Christie's was speechless.... He was like, so, OMFG..... Like, dude, how can you put a monetary value on something that has nothing to compare it with, man? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
Good luck with the sale, should get a few thousand. If people will buy Britney Spears' old school books then you have every chance. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50 |
Oh and a note to WinterKnight, Fashion has an S in it. :) Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
Good luck with the sale, should get a few thousand. Uh, behind closed doors, the estimated auction price is 3.4 million. The representatives of Christie's have suggested that the value of the gold plated turd exceeds that of the scoop itself. Especially if signed with a paw print of the kitty involved. I am now monitoring Squirrel's litter box activities so as to be able to authenticate the origin of the turd. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
W-K 666 Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 19062 Credit: 40,757,560 RAC: 67 |
Oh and a note to WinterKnight, Fashion has an S in it. :) I know, me keyboard is playing up, to get s or m I have to remember to give 'em a good thump. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
If any of them are reading, i have for sale the Simonator branded wooden spoon. LOL! I shall keep this in mind if I ever re-do my kitchen!!! |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
If any of them are reading, i have for sale the Simonator branded wooden spoon. How good are they against the ray guns and what not, which the aliens will inevitably be amoured with. Then again, they wouldn't last ten minutes with Angela in a poet competition :) Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
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