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Message 1284139 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 17:00:10 UTC

Don't forget to buy a parking ticket.
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Message 1284373 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 3:22:03 UTC

1# Parking ticket, this is non stick paint and nothing sticks to it

2# Trafic wardens are automaticaly kidnaped

3# Ha Ha Ha Lets see them send us the fine when we dont pay ......

4# we reprogram the ticket machine to print ASCII art

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Message 1284374 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 3:27:31 UTC

You seem to have invented the universal solvent.
Now, what shall you keep it in?
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Message 1284512 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 16:54:14 UTC

Not only green behind the ears there, are you?
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Message 1284557 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 18:11:34 UTC

Taz is next door, Doc...
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Message 1284747 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 10:49:32 UTC

Stop!! In the name of love...
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Message 1284800 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 14:26:22 UTC

Hey Mr green man, ya like the Supremes?

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Message 1284808 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 14:57:38 UTC

Ah, so nice to meet You, are You here to set up an embassy?
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Message 1284852 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 16:56:37 UTC

So you came across the universe?
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Message 1284893 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 18:12:59 UTC

Want to watch a show about sub humans? Its called Honey Boo Boo
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Message 1284895 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 18:18:40 UTC

Sorry but, Hee Haw has been off of the air since 1992, it is now 2012 by our calendar...
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Message 1284966 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 21:13:18 UTC

Yes we know it is 2012 by `your` calander.
We are here to check the place out for when you are not here next year

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Message 1284978 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 22:00:16 UTC
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H.G. Wells has left the building...
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Message 1285105 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 10:29:12 UTC

So your GPS sent you here?
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Message 1285122 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 11:56:37 UTC - in response to Message 1285105.

So your GPS sent you here?

We read about dimwit people that folow their GPS . . . .

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Message 1285145 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 13:45:44 UTC - in response to Message 1285122.
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So your GPS sent you here?

We read about dimwit people that follow their GPS . . . .

Yeah they get lost on out of the way roads that haven't been cleared of snow or they just get stuck if the problem isn't snow related...
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Message 1285244 - Posted: 18 Sep 2012, 21:49:14 UTC

Though in interstelar terms they get lost in backyard spiral arms that have not been cleared of junk planets and dark matter that the fog lamps can`t see through,
and the laws of physics they use round here are so outdated we wonder how they even managed to invent the wheel,
And be real will you they go on about `Living on Mars` what a bunch of half bakes they are,
they should know by now that if you eat to many Mars Bars they end up covered in zits the next day.

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Message 1285386 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012, 6:36:00 UTC
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Message 1285432 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012, 10:35:27 UTC

Oh, my Darling!
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Message 1285463 - Posted: 19 Sep 2012, 12:18:59 UTC


There are aliens and then there are clowns...
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