First words to a visitng alien?

Don't forget to buy a parking ticket.
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1# Parking ticket, this is non stick paint and nothing sticks to it

2# Trafic wardens are automaticaly kidnaped

3# Ha Ha Ha Lets see them send us the fine when we dont pay ......

4# we reprogram the ticket machine to print ASCII art

You seem to have invented the universal solvent.
Now, what shall you keep it in?
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"Ask not, what your kitty can do for you. Ask what you can do for your kitty."

As it is kitten, so shall it be done.

Not only green behind the ears there, are you?
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Stop!! In the name of love...
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Hey Mr green man, ya like the Supremes?

So you came across the universe?
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Yes we know it is 2012 by `your` calander.
We are here to check the place out for when you are not here next year

So your GPS sent you here?
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So your GPS sent you here?

Though in interstelar terms they get lost in backyard spiral arms that have not been cleared of junk planets and dark matter that the fog lamps can`t see through,
and the laws of physics they use round here are so outdated we wonder how they even managed to invent the wheel,
And be real will you they go on about `Living on Mars` what a bunch of half bakes they are,
they should know by now that if you eat to many Mars Bars they end up covered in zits the next day.

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Oh, my Darling!
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