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Message 1282772 - Posted: 12 Sep 2012, 6:46:43 UTC

"Believe it or not, man isn't at home, please leave a messsssssssage at the beep. We must be out, or we'd pick up the phone, where could we be? Believe it or not, we're not home."
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Message 1282834 - Posted: 12 Sep 2012, 10:36:43 UTC

Did you inhale helium?
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Message 1283546 - Posted: 14 Sep 2012, 11:26:57 UTC

Group hug!!
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Message 1283579 - Posted: 14 Sep 2012, 13:29:42 UTC

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Message 1283735 - Posted: 14 Sep 2012, 20:01:16 UTC

You got an email from Nigeria . . . . .
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Message 1283946 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 7:01:40 UTC


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Message 1283954 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 7:57:48 UTC - in response to Message 1283735.  
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You got an email from Nigeria . . . . .

Looking for [anything] on craigslist apparently yields this same result these days.


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Message 1284006 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 10:41:36 UTC

Say what now??
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Message 1284027 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 11:26:44 UTC

[Jobsworth doorman]
Look guys i can see you have come a long way,
But you havent got a ticket your not geting in the club
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Message 1284055 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 13:17:55 UTC

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Message 1284139 - Posted: 15 Sep 2012, 17:00:10 UTC

Don't forget to buy a parking ticket.
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Message 1284373 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 3:22:03 UTC

1# Parking ticket, this is non stick paint and nothing sticks to it

2# Trafic wardens are automaticaly kidnaped

3# Ha Ha Ha Lets see them send us the fine when we dont pay ......

4# we reprogram the ticket machine to print ASCII art
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Message 1284374 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 3:27:31 UTC

You seem to have invented the universal solvent.
Now, what shall you keep it in?
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Message 1284512 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 16:54:14 UTC

Not only green behind the ears there, are you?
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Message 1284557 - Posted: 16 Sep 2012, 18:11:34 UTC

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Message 1284747 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 10:49:32 UTC

Stop!! In the name of love...
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Message 1284808 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 14:57:38 UTC

Ah, so nice to meet You, are You here to set up an embassy?
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Message 1284893 - Posted: 17 Sep 2012, 18:12:59 UTC

Want to watch a show about sub humans? Its called Honey Boo Boo


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