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Err George who? | |
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Err George who? "When I'm cleaning windows" George! ____________ /The grumpy old Swede. "I'm so old, that 98% of all trees in the forest, are younger than I am" | |
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Alien looks at person then consults book, That Wouldn't be a "Cook Book" would it? :) ____________ I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott | |
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How much mileage is in that saucer of Yours? | |
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Can I get a ride? | |
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"Here, pull my finger." | |
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Don't get much call for second hand flying saucers around here, 50 trillion miles on the clock, and a billion mile service due. I'll part exchange it for this '67 Buick but that's my best offer. | |
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Alien looks at person then consults book, Yes, Leg are liked whatever the species, Ribs depend on how the animal has been feeding. Brest can be very varible depending on genral health and `other` points of interest, Shoulder can be plentyfull, some specimens do work to make themselfs good, Other parts can be used to make a local thing called `Haggis` we have an adaptation of this. | |
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"Klaatu barada nikto" :) T'was the original I was referring to :) Another first words to the aliens: So how many miles have you clocked on the odometer? ____________ In an alternate universe, it was a ZX81 that asked for clothes, boots and motorcycle. Beer/wine o'clock, the best of the o'clocks. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, along came a giant, and cooked him for breakfast. | |
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I am all out of tartar sauce, can you come back tomorrow? | |
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First Contact | |
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One small step for an alien... | |
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I don't happen to be edible, but here is a list of people who are. | |
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Simonator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn | |
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Simonator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn You are either speaking Klingon or you can get something from the doctor for your thoat problem. | |
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I forgot that this is for visiting aliens not dormant sea monsters. | |
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Want a beer? | |
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BLAME MISFIT! | |
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"Here, pull my finger." OK, this is really funny ____________ If any question why we died, tell them, because our fathers lied. Kipling, Rudyard | |
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