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Message 1265605 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 19:29:54 UTC

Err George who?
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Message 1265607 - Posted: 29 Jul 2012, 19:32:35 UTC - in response to Message 1265605.

Err George who?


"When I'm cleaning windows" George!
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Message 1265735 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 2:28:28 UTC - in response to Message 1265289.

Alien looks at person then consults book,
Book title . . . .
"To Serve Man"

That Wouldn't be a "Cook Book" would it? :)
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Message 1265765 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 6:01:02 UTC


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Message 1265767 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 6:17:34 UTC

How much mileage is in that saucer of Yours?
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Message 1265785 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 6:47:45 UTC

Can I get a ride?
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Message 1265792 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 7:05:56 UTC

"Here, pull my finger."

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Message 1265831 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 10:39:57 UTC

Don't get much call for second hand flying saucers around here, 50 trillion miles on the clock, and a billion mile service due. I'll part exchange it for this '67 Buick but that's my best offer.


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Message 1265835 - Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 10:58:07 UTC - in response to Message 1265735.

Alien looks at person then consults book,
Book title . . . .
"To Serve Man"

That Wouldn't be a "Cook Book" would it? :)

Yes,
Leg are liked whatever the species,
Ribs depend on how the animal has been feeding.
Brest can be very varible depending on genral health and `other` points of interest,
Shoulder can be plentyfull, some specimens do work to make themselfs good,
Other parts can be used to make a local thing called `Haggis` we have an adaptation of this.

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Message 1266242 - Posted: 31 Jul 2012, 21:00:23 UTC - in response to Message 1265454.

"Klaatu barada nikto" :)


The day the earth stood still...That was a good movie. Although Keanu Reeves isn't my favorit actor.


Tells you how old I feel, I naturally assumed this one

To me the definitive and superior version.

T'was the original I was referring to :)

Another first words to the aliens: So how many miles have you clocked on the odometer?
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Message 1266320 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 2:25:32 UTC

I am all out of tartar sauce, can you come back tomorrow?

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Message 1266346 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 5:39:24 UTC

First Contact



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Message 1266360 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 6:28:47 UTC

One small step for an alien...
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Message 1266458 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 16:41:41 UTC

I don't happen to be edible, but here is a list of people who are.

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Message 1266482 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 17:53:15 UTC

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Simonator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Message 1266497 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 19:16:53 UTC - in response to Message 1266482.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Simonator R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

You are either speaking Klingon or you can get something from the doctor for your thoat problem.

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Message 1266514 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:11:13 UTC

I forgot that this is for visiting aliens not dormant sea monsters.
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Message 1266515 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:12:44 UTC

Want a beer?
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Message 1266533 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:51:36 UTC

BLAME MISFIT!

Well, someone had to do it ....

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Message 1266534 - Posted: 1 Aug 2012, 21:54:06 UTC - in response to Message 1265792.

"Here, pull my finger."


OK, this is really funny
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