First words to a visitng alien?

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Einar Stensson Send message Joined: 31 Oct 10 Posts: 1 Credit: 215,857 RAC: 0	Message 1264222 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 21:47:19 UTC
	Ok so you are up late at night watching your computer crunching Seti data and you suddenly hear a soft buzzing noise outside your window. You probably would'nt have given it a second thought if it were'nt for the sudden flashing of lights and the appearance of... wait... really? That's an alien space craft out there! They've obviously chosen to introduce themselves to you since you're an awesome seti@home person. So you, slightly trembling I would guess, take your late night coffee and walk out your back door into your yard and face the wondrous space craft in front of you. A mic suddenly shoots out from it and settles in front of you. What would be your first words to our new visitors? ____________
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Jim_S Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4416 Credit: 13,723,284 RAC: 20,371	Message 1264226 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 21:55:23 UTC
	WOW...I Hope Y'all are friendly. Can I see inside or go for a ride with you? ____________ I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott
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Zapped Sparky Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 2208 Credit: 630,045 RAC: 972	Message 1264232 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:07:18 UTC
	Good question. I'd say: "Greetings, and welcome to Earth". Before some kind of delirium would take over me and I'd be unable to stop laughing/screaming in excitement :) ____________ In an alternate universe, it was a ZX81 that asked for clothes, boots and motorcycle. Beer/wine o'clock, the best of the o'clocks. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, along came a giant, and cooked him for breakfast.
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The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 3901 Credit: 1,069,628 RAC: 796	Message 1264245 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:50:24 UTC
	"I say, that's dashed cunning of you. Splendid to see you, care for a pint?" ____________ Chemists have all the solutions! Skype me: simonator### (one zero one)
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Chris S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Nov 00 Posts: 22747 Credit: 4,518,439 RAC: 5,591	Message 1264250 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:54:36 UTC
	How's about you take me to YOUR leader wise guy!
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The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 3901 Credit: 1,069,628 RAC: 796	Message 1264253 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:58:04 UTC
	"Do you mind, you need a permit to park here, this is a residential neighbourhood"" ____________ Chemists have all the solutions! Skype me: simonator### (one zero one)
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clive G1FYE Volunteer moderator Send message Joined: 4 Nov 04 Posts: 1284 Credit: 14,944,433 RAC: 2,631	Message 1264261 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 23:18:54 UTC
	Can you get me off this stupid planet, My taxi cant reach escape velocity. Well its not the planets fault But the species that is destroying it, erm, well you probably know all that stuff already
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Zapped Sparky Volunteer moderator Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 2208 Credit: 630,045 RAC: 972	Message 1264272 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 23:36:25 UTC
	Non serious answers: I've got plenty of beer in the fridge and Sucker Punch is about to start. If you're looking for fuel, the petrol station is down the road. Two hours I spend in the garden every day and you've just flattened my Fuchsia. That's not a microphone, EVERYBODY RUN! WE'RE BEING INVADED! :) ____________ In an alternate universe, it was a ZX81 that asked for clothes, boots and motorcycle. Beer/wine o'clock, the best of the o'clocks. Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, along came a giant, and cooked him for breakfast.
	ID: 1264272 ·

Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 2866 Credit: 1,779,323 RAC: 237	Message 1264279 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 0:19:45 UTC
	Welcome to Earth. You will need some help with the locals, an agent as it were. Here are my rates.... ____________
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VBobier Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 40822 Credit: 32,116,606 RAC: 19,156	Message 1264285 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 0:46:05 UTC Last modified: 26 Jul 2012, 0:46:26 UTC
	Take Me to Yer Liter... ____________ BSG Anthem My Facebook page
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John McLeod VII Volunteer developer Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 22343 Credit: 439,209 RAC: 396	Message 1264286 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 0:56:58 UTC - in response to Message 1264272.
	Non serious answers: I've got plenty of beer in the fridge and Sucker Punch is about to start. If you're looking for fuel, the petrol station is down the road. Two hours I spend in the garden every day and you've just flattened my Fuchsia. That's not a microphone, EVERYBODY RUN! WE'RE BEING INVADED! :) Please keep off the grass. Live long and prosper \\// What took you so long. Tap, tap, tap. It this thing working? Is this candid camera? ____________ BOINC WIKI
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Carlos Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 9 Jun 99 Posts: 9707 Credit: 24,514,907 RAC: 3,849	Message 1264295 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 2:22:02 UTC
	Peace Let me show you around. How about those Dodgers.
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Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4346 Credit: 416,129 RAC: 183	Message 1264306 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 3:50:13 UTC Last modified: 26 Jul 2012, 3:50:52 UTC
	(Assuming it is a female alien...) Whoa! You're hotter than donut grease! giggity!
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soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6231 Credit: 27,516,462 RAC: 9,007	Message 1264316 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 5:33:20 UTC Last modified: 26 Jul 2012, 5:37:14 UTC
	Welcome to Earth. Please do not eat me. ____________ Janice
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Chris S Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 19 Nov 00 Posts: 22747 Credit: 4,518,439 RAC: 5,591	Message 1264350 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 8:46:56 UTC
	Some more suggestions Hi I'm Max Clifford your agent, just sign here will you. Hey we're Coca Cola, have a free can on us! Hello, I'm Sirius B, I think all aliens are muppets! I'm Sarah Palin, can I borrow your transmogrifier I have some awkward opponents to deal with.
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Iain Sinclair Send message Joined: 28 Mar 05 Posts: 1 Credit: 3,028,383 RAC: 0	Message 1264428 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 13:41:09 UTC
	Hi Paul
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tullio Send message Joined: 9 Apr 04 Posts: 2907 Credit: 259,140 RAC: 300	Message 1264465 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 15:52:26 UTC
	When on Earth do like the Earthlings do. ____________
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aka_Sam Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 1 Aug 07 Posts: 393 Credit: 1,538,505 RAC: 0	Message 1264529 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 17:46:34 UTC
	Dang aliens, always messin' up my flower beds ____________
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Sirius B Volunteer tester Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 6719 Credit: 1,282,592 RAC: 657	Message 1264594 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 19:49:18 UTC - in response to Message 1264350.
	Some more suggestions Hello, I'm Sirius B, I think all aliens are muppets! Hi welcome to Ireland...thank gawd you didn't land on that cesspit across the water....they barbeque aliens. ____________
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Nick Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 2686 Credit: 1,507,411 RAC: 1,339	Message 1264598 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 20:02:40 UTC Last modified: 26 Jul 2012, 20:03:10 UTC
	Oy!...you can't park that here...."MOVE IT"!!! ____________ The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.
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