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Message 1264222 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 21:47:19 UTC

Ok so you are up late at night watching your computer crunching Seti data and you suddenly hear a soft buzzing noise outside your window. You probably would'nt have given it a second thought if it were'nt for the sudden flashing of lights and the appearance of... wait... really? That's an alien space craft out there!

They've obviously chosen to introduce themselves to you since you're an awesome seti@home person. So you, slightly trembling I would guess, take your late night coffee and walk out your back door into your yard and face the wondrous space craft in front of you.

A mic suddenly shoots out from it and settles in front of you.

What would be your first words to our new visitors?
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Message 1264226 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 21:55:23 UTC

WOW...I Hope Y'all are friendly. Can I see inside or go for a ride with you?
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Message 1264232 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:07:18 UTC

Good question. I'd say: "Greetings, and welcome to Earth". Before some kind of delirium would take over me and I'd be unable to stop laughing/screaming in excitement :)
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Message 1264245 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:50:24 UTC

"I say, that's dashed cunning of you. Splendid to see you, care for a pint?"
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Message 1264250 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:54:36 UTC

How's about you take me to YOUR leader wise guy!

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Message 1264253 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:58:04 UTC

"Do you mind, you need a permit to park here, this is a residential neighbourhood""
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Message 1264261 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 23:18:54 UTC

Can you get me off this stupid planet,
My taxi cant reach escape velocity.
Well its not the planets fault
But the species that is destroying it, erm,
well you probably know all that stuff already

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Message 1264272 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 23:36:25 UTC

Non serious answers:

I've got plenty of beer in the fridge and Sucker Punch is about to start.

If you're looking for fuel, the petrol station is down the road.

Two hours I spend in the garden every day and you've just flattened my Fuchsia.

That's not a microphone, EVERYBODY RUN! WE'RE BEING INVADED! :)
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Message 1264279 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 0:19:45 UTC

Welcome to Earth. You will need some help with the locals, an agent as it were. Here are my rates....
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Message 1264285 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 0:46:05 UTC
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Take Me to Yer Liter...
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Message 1264286 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 0:56:58 UTC - in response to Message 1264272.

Non serious answers:

I've got plenty of beer in the fridge and Sucker Punch is about to start.

If you're looking for fuel, the petrol station is down the road.

Two hours I spend in the garden every day and you've just flattened my Fuchsia.

That's not a microphone, EVERYBODY RUN! WE'RE BEING INVADED! :)

Please keep off the grass.

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What took you so long.

Tap, tap, tap. It this thing working?

Is this candid camera?
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Message 1264295 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 2:22:02 UTC

Peace
Let me show you around.

How about those Dodgers.

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Message 1264306 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 3:50:13 UTC
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(Assuming it is a female alien...)

Whoa! You're hotter than donut grease!

giggity!

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Message 1264316 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 5:33:20 UTC
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Welcome to Earth. Please do not eat me.
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Message 1264350 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 8:46:56 UTC

Some more suggestions


Hi I'm Max Clifford your agent, just sign here will you.

Hey we're Coca Cola, have a free can on us!

Hello, I'm Sirius B, I think all aliens are muppets!

I'm Sarah Palin, can I borrow your transmogrifier I have some awkward opponents to deal with.

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Message 1264428 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 13:41:09 UTC

Hi Paul

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Message 1264465 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 15:52:26 UTC

When on Earth do like the Earthlings do.
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Message 1264529 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 17:46:34 UTC



Dang aliens, always messin' up my flower beds
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Message 1264594 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 19:49:18 UTC - in response to Message 1264350.

Some more suggestions
Hello, I'm Sirius B, I think all aliens are muppets!


Hi welcome to Ireland...thank gawd you didn't land on that cesspit across the water....they barbeque aliens.
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Message 1264598 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 20:02:40 UTC
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Oy!...you can't park that here...."MOVE IT"!!!
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