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Message 1264200 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 20:20:48 UTC

I don't think rigging a can of pepper spray would be okay ...

Perhaps right on top a picture of him with cross hairs ...

Or maybe a nice severed hand right on top ...

It would make for a really good viral video for the net!

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Message 1264214 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 20:56:45 UTC

I was thinking about rigging a rubber balloon filled with wet glitter or baking soda to pop when the lid swings open... I had also contemplated pepper spray but that's illegal so nah...
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Message 1264229 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:03:56 UTC - in response to Message 1264214.

I was thinking about rigging a rubber balloon filled with wet glitter or baking soda to pop when the lid swings open... I had also contemplated pepper spray but that's illegal so nah...

I had an evil thought, You don't happen to live in Maricopa County do Ya Stark?
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Message 1264230 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:04:16 UTC - in response to Message 1264214.

I was thinking about rigging a rubber balloon filled with wet glitter or baking soda to pop when the lid swings open... I had also contemplated pepper spray but that's illegal so nah...

Tar and turkey feathers ...

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Message 1264233 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:08:20 UTC - in response to Message 1264229.

I was thinking about rigging a rubber balloon filled with wet glitter or baking soda to pop when the lid swings open... I had also contemplated pepper spray but that's illegal so nah...

I had an evil thought, You don't happen to live in Maricopa County do Ya Stark?


Lol, yes, yes I do.
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Message 1264236 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:14:59 UTC - in response to Message 1264230.

I was thinking about rigging a rubber balloon filled with wet glitter or baking soda to pop when the lid swings open... I had also contemplated pepper spray but that's illegal so nah...

Tar and turkey feathers ...

Feathered and tarred with no shirt on? Oooh, *steeples fingers* deliciously evil :)
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Message 1264243 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:47:23 UTC - in response to Message 1264233.

I was thinking about rigging a rubber balloon filled with wet glitter or baking soda to pop when the lid swings open... I had also contemplated pepper spray but that's illegal so nah...

I had an evil thought, You don't happen to live in Maricopa County do Ya Stark?


Lol, yes, yes I do.


I knew that, makes me glad that I live in Mojave County.
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Message 1264244 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:47:36 UTC - in response to Message 1264200.

Perhaps right on top a picture of him with cross hairs ...



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Message 1264248 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:51:30 UTC - in response to Message 1264244.

Perhaps right on top a picture of him with cross hairs ...




Perfect! HAHA!
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Message 1264249 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:51:55 UTC

Report him to the police.

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Message 1264252 - Posted: 25 Jul 2012, 22:56:20 UTC

Confront him:

"I say, would you mind awfully taking your rubbish and shoving it up your own backside, there's a good chap."

If you can manage a posh British public school accent as necessary to carry such a line off.
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Message 1264313 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 5:13:23 UTC

whatever county you are in, that is theft of services.. just as if he had plugged his phone into your line.

You have photo evidence, now confront him, tell him he has to stop. If he does not take the video to the sheriff department.

That would be the good neighbor way to handle it. If you want to start WWIV,
print out that picture and display it on top of your trash can.


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Message 1264320 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 6:06:12 UTC

As others have said - maybe polite confrontation one last time and if he's not interested or gets abusive, call the cops.

This used to happen at my last house - the neighbours put heavy rubble / concrete in my bin one week and the bin men refused to move it, so I emptied the lot over the wall into their garden and put a note through their door. They didn't do it again!
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Message 1264399 - Posted: 26 Jul 2012, 11:37:10 UTC - in response to Message 1264320.

I think Andy is on the right track. Return his garbage to him, with a note explaining why.

We had troubles a few years back with a new neighbour's dog using our front lawn. My wife start collecting the droppings, and left a bag on their front step with a note attached. No further problems.
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Message 1265109 - Posted: 28 Jul 2012, 7:03:34 UTC - in response to Message 1264153.

Or some form of spring loaded contraption to surprise him when he opens the lid.

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Lol, yea, I'd play with the guy a little, then if he did it again I'd involve the authorities.
Just keep the camera rolling.
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