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Message 1267396 - Posted: 4 Aug 2012, 4:56:02 UTC

Do we have any punsters in the house tonight?

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Message 1267399 - Posted: 4 Aug 2012, 5:05:01 UTC - in response to Message 1267396.

Do we have any punsters in the house tonight?


Sorry, Angie, I have had other devils to deal with tonight, and they were not pretty. Very bad things.

Punning was the last on my list. Hope you understand.
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Message 1267401 - Posted: 4 Aug 2012, 5:11:26 UTC

Hiya Mark. Sorry to hear that you are not in a good place tonight. I wish you well, my friend.

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Message 1267418 - Posted: 4 Aug 2012, 6:09:36 UTC

Goodnight punsters. Maybe next week...

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Message 1272082 - Posted: 17 Aug 2012, 15:04:27 UTC

I have to throw in the crown as I will be working Fridays untill further notice.

As the vasectomy DR. said to the side walk perfomer, A stich in thine prevents little mimes.
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Message 1275108 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 2:26:22 UTC

Setizens of Pun Land, it is my honor to announce that we will have a distinguished visitor playing with us this evening. Ol' Pookers had deigned to join me in my pun revels for the evening.

In my quest to share my love of the English language with all, I shall be delighted to first teach my husband the full meaning of humility!!!!!

Eric and I will both log on a little after 8pm PST and we hope that many players will join us this evening.

Eric, my love, prepare to die.

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Message 1275111 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 2:35:04 UTC - in response to Message 1275108.

I let you demonstrate humility on a daily basis. I think that's all I need to know.
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Message 1275114 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 2:37:45 UTC

Ruh roh, Erics doomed...
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Message 1275119 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 2:52:44 UTC - in response to Message 1275111.

I let you demonstrate humility on a daily basis. I think that's all I need to know.


Oh no he di'int!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Message 1275122 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:04:50 UTC - in response to Message 1275119.

There are two apostrophes in di'n't.

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Message 1275124 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:10:19 UTC

Time to contact your Nitpicker's Anonymous sponsor, dear?

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Message 1275125 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:11:56 UTC - in response to Message 1275124.

I never met a nit I didn't pick.

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Message 1275126 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:13:20 UTC

Well, tonight while you are losing, you might have a LOUSY time...

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Message 1275128 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:15:00 UTC

I had not heard that father time was a louse.
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Message 1275130 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:15:35 UTC - in response to Message 1275126.

Feel free to FLEA.

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Message 1275131 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:15:52 UTC
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I think I'll stick around and BUG you...

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Message 1275132 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:17:41 UTC - in response to Message 1275131.

Any day with you is a virtual PARASITE on Earth.

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Message 1275133 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:18:27 UTC

Perhaps you would prefer to CRAWL home to your mama?

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Message 1275134 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:20:47 UTC - in response to Message 1275133.

I've been ITCHING to beat you in a pun war for some time.
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Message 1275135 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:21:26 UTC

Well you won't BEE doing that any time soon.

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