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Message 1297056 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:47:04 UTC

You have to be DRAFT if you think you can beat me.
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Message 1297057 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:48:41 UTC

I'll be MUGging for the camera in my victory photo.

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Message 1297058 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:52:00 UTC

Why I will come up with a pun so funny you will PILSNER in your pants.
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Message 1297059 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:52:56 UTC

Yes, I'm sure your puns will all be a BARREL of laughs...

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Message 1297060 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:55:24 UTC

I have a STOUT heart for bad puns.
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Message 1297061 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:55:58 UTC

And I have many puns on TAP...

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Message 1297062 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:58:43 UTC

So your KEG runneth over?
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Message 1297063 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:59:16 UTC

Why yes, to say the YEAST...

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Message 1297064 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:02:16 UTC

I see your BREWING up a win.
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Message 1297065 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:03:16 UTC

Yes. SCHOONER or later, you will have to declare me queen.

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Message 1297066 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:06:20 UTC

But I PINT win.
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Message 1297067 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:06:59 UTC
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SUDS could be the CASE...

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Message 1297068 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:10:48 UTC

OF COORS it could.
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Message 1297069 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:12:08 UTC

I still think I CAN do it.

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Message 1297070 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:15:02 UTC

I will CRUSH your can.
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Message 1297071 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:15:43 UTC

Listen up PUB! I'm the best punster 'round here, BAR none!!!

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Message 1297072 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:18:23 UTC

Your puns are so LOWENBRAU.
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Message 1297073 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:20:09 UTC

Oh, just WEIZEN up and declare me the winner, before I hit you upside your HEAD and lay you FLAT out on the ground.

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Message 1297074 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:22:13 UTC

No that was PALE ALe.
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Message 1297075 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:24:32 UTC

Dude, you are giving me enough time between responses to read all the poems of MALT Whitman and all the novels by Gertrude STEIN!!!

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