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Message 1275162 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:57:15 UTC - in response to Message 1275160.

ANTENNA you and a couple of your friends might be able to beat me...
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Message 1275163 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:57:32 UTC

I do intend to SQUASH you all...

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Message 1275165 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 3:59:26 UTC - in response to Message 1275163.

You and whose ARMY (ants)?
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Message 1275167 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:01:02 UTC
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Oh sweetie, when you get all riled up like this you look so dashing! I wish everyone could see how ZAPPER you look right now in your YELLOWJACKET.

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Message 1275168 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:03:43 UTC - in response to Message 1275167.

At this point I think you used all of the puns you had aRAID against me.
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Message 1275169 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:06:17 UTC
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Don't finish that beer dear! It MILLIPEDE your ability to play.

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Message 1275170 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:07:46 UTC - in response to Message 1275169.

Don't worry, everyone. I didn't drink it because I SPIDER putting something in it.
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Message 1275171 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:09:07 UTC

Oh please! What are you smoking from that ROACH clip?!!!!!

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Message 1275172 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:10:40 UTC

CHRYSALIS far better (and more expensive) than beer.
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Message 1275173 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:10:46 UTC - in response to Message 1275171.

Dear, your COCOONS are out the the back yard looking for grapes.
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Message 1275174 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:12:21 UTC - in response to Message 1275173.

Dear, your COCOONS are out the the back yard looking for grapes.

Ok. I'll go feed them. And while I'm gone I'll leave you all with this interesting bit of celebrity pun trivia...

Tom Cruise never won a pun war, but KATYDID!!!

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Message 1275175 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:13:50 UTC - in response to Message 1275174.

I taught here everything I know about puns. I'm her teacher and she's my best PUPA.
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Message 1275176 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:16:04 UTC - in response to Message 1275175.

I taught here everything I know about puns. I'm her teacher and she's my best PUPA.

And I've BUGGED Her twice and She's raised the BLACK FLAG...
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Message 1275177 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:16:13 UTC - in response to Message 1275175.

I taught here everything I know about puns. I'm her teacher and she's my best PUPA.

Oh please! I was an accomplished punster well before you were even old enough to read LARVAL Comics!!!

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Message 1275178 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:19:18 UTC - in response to Message 1275177.

Well, I'm running out of puns. You MAGGOT the win unless I find some more.
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Message 1275179 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:20:05 UTC

Darn! I was hoping you would DRONE on and on for another hour or so.

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Message 1275180 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:24:51 UTC - in response to Message 1275179.

Will in the view from the Korpela COMPOUND EYE see little chance of finding many more.
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Message 1275181 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:26:16 UTC

Well, I MAYFLY upstairs and drop some hints for you, just to keep you in the game.

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Message 1275182 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:30:37 UTC - in response to Message 1275181.

I really am going to have to concede. Congratulations dear, you've the big winner .

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Message 1275184 - Posted: 25 Aug 2012, 4:36:07 UTC

Thank you dear... you can watch your reruns of FIREFLY now. I know that missing that show tonight made you mad as a..... (Nah! Too easy!!!!)


So darling, we usually end a pun war with a coronation party complete with a little theme related music, but after the celebration is over I promise I'll HOPPER right into bed and check it out for NIGHT CRAWLERS!

My loyal subjects, let the celebration begin...

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