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Message 1297061 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:55:58 UTC

And I have many puns on TAP...
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Message 1297062 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:58:43 UTC

So your KEG runneth over?
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Message 1297063 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:59:16 UTC

Why yes, to say the YEAST...
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Message 1297064 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:02:16 UTC

I see your BREWING up a win.
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Message 1297065 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:03:16 UTC

Yes. SCHOONER or later, you will have to declare me queen.
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Message 1297066 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:06:20 UTC

But I PINT win.
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Message 1297067 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:06:59 UTC
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SUDS could be the CASE...
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Message 1297068 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:10:48 UTC

OF COORS it could.
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Message 1297069 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:12:08 UTC

I still think I CAN do it.
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Message 1297070 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:15:02 UTC

I will CRUSH your can.
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Message 1297071 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:15:43 UTC

Listen up PUB! I'm the best punster 'round here, BAR none!!!
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Message 1297072 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:18:23 UTC

Your puns are so LOWENBRAU.
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Message 1297073 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:20:09 UTC

Oh, just WEIZEN up and declare me the winner, before I hit you upside your HEAD and lay you FLAT out on the ground.
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Message 1297074 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:22:13 UTC

No that was PALE ALe.
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Message 1297075 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:24:32 UTC

Dude, you are giving me enough time between responses to read all the poems of MALT Whitman and all the novels by Gertrude STEIN!!!
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Message 1297076 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:25:51 UTC

I think your kicking my beer GLASS.
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Message 1297077 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:27:58 UTC
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No, no my friend! I can barely see the LITE at the end of the tunnel...
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Message 1297078 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:32:09 UTC

I'm surprised Johnney GUINNESS didn't join the battle tonight, or that lovely BELGIAN gal, Julie...
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Message 1297079 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:35:11 UTC
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Im Glad they didnt. My pitcher was half full tonight.
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Message 1297081 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 3:38:36 UTC

Like a rabid raccoon, I came here FOAMY at the mouth tonight, ready to win. I thought I had a lot of puns BOTTLED up, but now I must take a stand.... a CONCESSION STAND!!!

I hereby concede and i declare Jim our continuing champion!

A TOAST to our reigning king!!!

Thank you, Jim, for a great battle. I enjoyed our OKTOBER(pun)FEST!!!
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