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Message 1294209 - Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 14:20:24 UTC - in response to Message 1290570.  

I have a conflict for this Friday and next Friday, but I'm targeting the 19th for playing again. Jim, I'm hoping you don't have to work that evening. I want my crown back.


Angela, As a favor to you, I asked to have that day off. Angela dont read the next sentance!!( Now dont tell Angela that I have a DR's appointment to get a shot of cortisone in my knee and didnt want to go to work)


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Message 1294227 - Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 15:00:55 UTC - in response to Message 1294209.  

I have a conflict for this Friday and next Friday, but I'm targeting the 19th for playing again. Jim, I'm hoping you don't have to work that evening. I want my crown back.


Angela, As a favor to you, I asked to have that day off. Angela dont read the next sentance!!( Now dont tell Angela that I have a DR's appointment to get a shot of cortisone in my knee and didnt want to go to work)


Oh dear. Does this mean I should not bring you to your knees in a crushing defeat on the 19th? How about if I just knock you flat on your back?
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Message 1294241 - Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 15:28:46 UTC - in response to Message 1294227.  

I have a conflict for this Friday and next Friday, but I'm targeting the 19th for playing again. Jim, I'm hoping you don't have to work that evening. I want my crown back.


Angela, As a favor to you, I asked to have that day off. Angela dont read the next sentance!!( Now dont tell Angela that I have a DR's appointment to get a shot of cortisone in my knee and didnt want to go to work)


Oh dear. Does this mean I should not bring you to your knees in a crushing defeat on the 19th? How about if I just knock you flat on your back?


Why I would take offense to that if I had a leg to stand on. And are you so sure you can fill my shoes? Ahh lets forget about shoes. I think I have one still implanted the last time we did that topic:)
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Message 1294301 - Posted: 12 Oct 2012, 16:45:22 UTC - in response to Message 1294241.  

I have a conflict for this Friday and next Friday, but I'm targeting the 19th for playing again. Jim, I'm hoping you don't have to work that evening. I want my crown back.


Angela, As a favor to you, I asked to have that day off. Angela dont read the next sentence!!( Now dont tell Angela that I have a DR's appointment to get a shot of cortisone in my knee and didn't want to go to work)


Oh dear. Does this mean I should not bring you to your knees in a crushing defeat on the 19th? How about if I just knock you flat on your back?


Why I would take offense to that if I had a leg to stand on. And are you so sure you can fill my shoes? Ahh lets forget about shoes. I think I have one still implanted the last time we did that topic:)

Well wile Youtube arr digging a whole for each other, I'll just shuffle off to the coffee pot fur moore coffee...
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Message 1297012 - Posted: 19 Oct 2012, 23:34:26 UTC

Hello Friends!

I have a little errand to run around 6:30 tonight, but I plan to be home by 8pm Pacific to hand Jim his posterior on a platter.

Jim, if this is too late for you, let me know. I will try to get in earlier if there is a problem with 8pm. Also, I hope your knee is feeling much better. I don't want you using distracting pain as an excuse for your crushing defeat this evening.
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Message 1297014 - Posted: 19 Oct 2012, 23:57:13 UTC - in response to Message 1297012.  

Hello Friends!

I have a little errand to run around 6:30 tonight, but I plan to be home by 8pm Pacific to hand Jim his posterior on a platter.

Jim, if this is too late for you, let me know. I will try to get in earlier if there is a problem with 8pm. Also, I hope your knee is feeling much better. I don't want you using distracting pain as an excuse for your crushing defeat this evening.

Have fun slicing and dicing the ham Angela.
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Message 1297039 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 1:55:46 UTC

Well the knee hurts worse than before the shot, Thats why I took the night off I knew it would. Didnt feel like standing and walking on it for 8 hours.

Im putting an ice cold beer on it from the inside.
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Message 1297044 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:20:28 UTC

Update to potential players. Jim and I have agreed to meet here at 7:30 pm to battle this evening. All gleeful punsters are encouraged to join in the fray!!!

Later friends...
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Message 1297047 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:31:36 UTC

Yo Jim! Did you bring MY crown?
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Message 1297049 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:39:50 UTC

ID love to crown you.
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Message 1297050 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:40:40 UTC

Well then, put down the beer and HOP to it!
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Message 1297051 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:42:28 UTC - in response to Message 1297050.  

Well then, put down the beer and HOP to it!

Why I can BARLEY walk let alone HOP.
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Message 1297052 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:43:12 UTC

I hear beer is good for whatever ALES you...
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Message 1297053 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:44:39 UTC

When it comes to beer Im not hard to PEALS.
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Message 1297055 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:45:45 UTC

I don't actually care for beer, so it might take me LAGER than usual to defeat you.
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Message 1297056 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:47:04 UTC

You have to be DRAFT if you think you can beat me.
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Message 1297057 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:48:41 UTC

I'll be MUGging for the camera in my victory photo.
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Message 1297058 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:52:00 UTC

Why I will come up with a pun so funny you will PILSNER in your pants.
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Message 1297059 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:52:56 UTC

Yes, I'm sure your puns will all be a BARREL of laughs...
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Message 1297060 - Posted: 20 Oct 2012, 2:55:24 UTC

I have a STOUT heart for bad puns.
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