Cafe Games 3 - How off topic can you be.

I will start the topic this time as poetry. Poetry is strictly forbidden. If you must rhyme do it on Fridays in the TPTPW thread.

I will start the topic this time as poetry. Poetry is strictly forbidden. If you must rhyme do it on Fridays in the TPTPW thread.

Watching The Walking Dead I've wondered if my pet fish would turn zombie. Just imagine, little goldie turns and wants to eat your BRAINS!!!! NOM NOM NOM :)
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In an alternate universe, it was a ZX81 that asked for clothes, boots and motorcycle.

Beer/wine o'clock, the best of the o'clocks.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall, along came a giant, and cooked him for breakfast.

Carlos decreed to the mass,
"Please give poetry a big pass...
Tis not place or time
To regale folks with rhyme!"
May I please kick this guy in the _____?

(Hmmmmmmmm I cannot seem to find the right rhyming word here to complete my limerick...)

This fellow I knew from Nebraska
Said, "Listen folks I have to ask ya...
How come when I hit
On some gal she just flits
Screaming 'I'd rather eat Baked Alaska!!!'"

I wonder if the young ones know
that just because my beard is white as snow
that I would surely wear them out
then leave them while they sit and pout

Cowboys come and cowboys go
This causes ladies a bit of pain
But just when they're finally over him
That damn old cowboy shows up again

Now Carlos said, "No rhyming!"
And look at what we do!!!!
We sit around and rhyme all day
And half the evening too.

I think he will be angry
When he returns to here
To make amends I think I'll have
To buy that man a beer!

My friends I have to go now
And buy some groceries
But I'll be back to rhyme real soon
As long as words are free!!!

That just shows how wrong you can be
Most of those women want to pay me!

I hope you enjoy the store
and that my rhymes weren't a bore.
I think you won this round, my dear
I shall now return to my beer (already in progress)

Don't worry Carlos. I cannot make a rhyme. Unlike the others, I will not waste my time.
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-Dave #2


3.2.0-33

Carlos the OP has picked poetry as the subject of his affection.
But in turn he requests that rhymes be not let, Or else hes gonna be redxin.
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I should have know better, but I will take that beer next time I'm near.

That woman! Hijacks the thread and then leaves us wanting More.
You can buy me a house anytime you want Dave.

Ok now back on topic.
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