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Message 1250564 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 19:53:56 UTC
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I will start the topic this time as poetry. Poetry is strictly forbidden. If you must rhyme do it on Fridays in the TPTPW thread.
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Message 1250586 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 20:40:42 UTC - in response to Message 1250564.  

I will start the topic this time as poetry. Poetry is strictly forbidden. If you must rhyme do it on Fridays in the TPTPW thread.

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Message 1250654 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 22:28:28 UTC

Watching The Walking Dead I've wondered if my pet fish would turn zombie. Just imagine, little goldie turns and wants to eat your BRAINS!!!! NOM NOM NOM :)
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Message 1250679 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 23:42:05 UTC

Carlos decreed to the mass,
"Please give poetry a big pass...
Tis not place or time
To regale folks with rhyme!"
May I please kick this guy in the _____?

(Hmmmmmmmm I cannot seem to find the right rhyming word here to complete my limerick...)
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Message 1250680 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 23:43:29 UTC - in response to Message 1250679.  

Carlos decreed to the mass,
"Please give poetry a big pass...
Tis not place or time
To regale folks with rhyme!"
May I please kick this guy in the _____?

(Hmmmmmmmm I cannot seem to find the right rhyming word here to complete my limerick...)

"Nantucket"?
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Message 1250686 - Posted: 23 Jun 2012, 23:58:29 UTC

This fellow I knew from Nebraska
Said, "Listen folks I have to ask ya...
How come when I hit
On some gal she just flits
Screaming 'I'd rather eat Baked Alaska!!!'"

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Message 1250687 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:02:07 UTC - in response to Message 1250686.  

I wonder if the young ones know
that just because my beard is white as snow
that I would surely wear them out
then leave them while they sit and pout
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Message 1250688 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:07:39 UTC - in response to Message 1250687.  

I wonder if the young ones know
that just because my beard is white as snow
that I would surely wear them out
then leave them while they sit and pout


I suspect most women know,
Regarding cowboys, "Just Say No!"
They're fun for laughs until the day
The prairie wind blows them away...

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Message 1250690 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:15:05 UTC - in response to Message 1250688.  


I suspect most women know,
Regarding cowboys, "Just Say No!"
They're fun for laughs until the day
The prairie wind blows them away...

Cowboys come and cowboys go
This causes ladies a bit of pain
But just when they're finally over him
That damn old cowboy shows up again

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Message 1250693 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:19:11 UTC - in response to Message 1250690.  

Cowboys come and cowboys go
This causes ladies a bit of pain
But just when they're finally over him
That damn old cowboy shows up again


Cowboys come and cowboys go
No doubt all that is true
But once she's cleaned up all your cash
She'll leave YOU feeling blue!!!
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Message 1250695 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:21:51 UTC - in response to Message 1250693.  
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Cowboys come and cowboys go
No doubt all that is true
But once she's cleaned up all your cash
She'll leave YOU feeling blue!!!


That just shows how wrong you can be
Most of those women want to pay me!
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Message 1250696 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:24:18 UTC

Now Carlos said, "No rhyming!"
And look at what we do!!!!
We sit around and rhyme all day
And half the evening too.

I think he will be angry
When he returns to here
To make amends I think I'll have
To buy that man a beer!

My friends I have to go now
And buy some groceries
But I'll be back to rhyme real soon
As long as words are free!!!
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Message 1250698 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:27:16 UTC - in response to Message 1250696.  

I hope you enjoy the store
and that my rhymes weren't a bore.
I think you won this round, my dear
I shall now return to my beer (already in progress)
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Message 1250699 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:27:50 UTC

That just shows how wrong you can be
Most of those women want to pay me!


My, my, my! Good gracious me!
What can I say but, "Well!!!"
Oh yeah, here's just one more response...
A hearty LOL!
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Message 1250707 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 0:36:47 UTC - in response to Message 1250698.  

I hope you enjoy the store
and that my rhymes weren't a bore.
I think you won this round, my dear
I shall now return to my beer (already in progress)


My friend I have enjoyed myself
You're more fun than a grocery shelf
But if I do not leave my station
Poor Eric may die of cruel starvation!

Bye friends!!!
Everybody rhyme here as a great big surprise for Carlos when he returns, ok?

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Message 1250717 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 1:13:12 UTC

Don't worry Carlos. I cannot make a rhyme. Unlike the others, I will not waste my time.
-Dave #2

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Message 1250720 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 1:52:36 UTC - in response to Message 1250717.  

I must agree with Dave. I can't rhyme, my life to save.

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Message 1250730 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 2:39:40 UTC

Carlos the OP has picked poetry as the subject of his affection.
But in turn he requests that rhymes be not let, Or else hes gonna be redxin.
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Message 1250749 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 4:50:44 UTC

I should have know better, but I will take that beer next time I'm near.
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Message 1250764 - Posted: 24 Jun 2012, 6:18:58 UTC

That woman! Hijacks the thread and then leaves us wanting More.
You can buy me a house anytime you want Dave.

Ok now back on topic.
Pluto will always be a planet to me.

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