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Message 1215847 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 22:36:22 UTC

Timbits are made using recovered alien technologies.
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Message 1215862 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 23:11:30 UTC - in response to Message 1215847.

Timbits are made using recovered alien technologies.


That would explain some of the people who work in my local Timmies. They are recovered aliens. Or recovering somethings.
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Message 1215867 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 23:24:23 UTC


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Message 1215878 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 23:52:49 UTC - in response to Message 1215867.

That picture of him is PRICELESS.

He obviously needs to eat some Timbits.
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Message 1215882 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 0:00:29 UTC


...."Yes, I do think Timbits are alien technology from the deepest crypto-classified parts of the cosmic government."
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Message 1215929 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 2:10:23 UTC - in response to Message 1215878.

That picture of him is PRICELESS.

He obviously needs to eat some Timbits.


But he is wearing a tie. And a nice suit. He MUST be trustworthy.
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Message 1216035 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 7:23:28 UTC - in response to Message 1215929.

That picture of him is PRICELESS.

He obviously needs to eat some Timbits.


But he is wearing a tie. And a nice suit. He MUST be trustworthy.



Trustworthy, you say! Hmmmmmmm think I will reserve judgment.

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Message 1216071 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 10:08:50 UTC

Hmm, only one bullet, what a dilemma.

Actually i'm not sure who the other guy is, Canadian PM?


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Message 1216118 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 14:31:04 UTC

Remember this line:
"The entire human experience can be represented by this tiny Tim Bit."

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Message 1216163 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 15:39:03 UTC
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!! I think we've inadvertently stumbled on the purpose of being for this thread.

Quotes about Timbits from Scientists, quacks, geniuses, and more!

(thank kenzieb for having a way better idea than I did.) :-)
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Message 1216166 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 15:44:27 UTC


...."I see Timbits!"
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Message 1216167 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 15:45:42 UTC

Hehehehe you lot are just priceless .... ;-)))


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Message 1216280 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 21:11:32 UTC - in response to Message 1216167.



... and that is why Timbits taste so good.
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Message 1216293 - Posted: 9 Apr 2012, 21:27:09 UTC



Boss, we have distilled the purest form of deliciousness from a TimBit.
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Message 1216502 - Posted: 10 Apr 2012, 6:18:01 UTC


..."and Timbits are the underlying key to its stability."
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Message 1216520 - Posted: 10 Apr 2012, 7:20:25 UTC
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"We'll give it back if you give us back our Timbits!"



(and maybe these guys could give me back the two wasted hours of my youth)

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Message 1216757 - Posted: 11 Apr 2012, 5:47:36 UTC


"Many people have asked me why I have spent my life doing this. I am doing it for many reasons. First of all, I ran out of Timbits..."
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Message 1217164 - Posted: 12 Apr 2012, 5:36:20 UTC


"Our virtues and our Timbits are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more."
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Message 1217667 - Posted: 13 Apr 2012, 16:24:18 UTC

Darren has found the world's biggest Timbits!



Actually an old friend of mine, Darren Sadler, former Worlds Strongest Man (<105kg).
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