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Message 1214891 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 2:51:57 UTC

mmmmm. Donuts.
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Message 1214892 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 2:54:01 UTC

And coffee

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Message 1214907 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 4:22:22 UTC

Timbits. The name just gives me the willies. All I can think of is Hannibal Lecter finger food:)
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Message 1214909 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 4:28:42 UTC

In some countries, Timbits can be traded for gold.
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Message 1214910 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 4:30:54 UTC

Timbits contain 100% DV of Vitamins and Minerals, and count as three servings of vegetables.
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Message 1215017 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 7:03:06 UTC

His entire essay read "The world would be a better place if everybody had donuts." Andrea gave him an A+ and commended him for his original thinking.


Angie, your sister is a good teacher, not an average one. She takes time to see what the kids are doing and recognises those that stand out from the crowd by being different. I hope that kid goes far in life, with thinking and honesty like that he deserves to.
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Message 1215020 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 7:14:37 UTC

Timbits have been known to raise the eaters' IQ by as much as 300 points.
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Message 1215073 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 11:02:41 UTC - in response to Message 1215020.

Timbits have been known to raise the eaters' IQ by as much as 300 points.

I think you read that wrong, it was in the same list of things, like wearing baseball caps backwards, wearing sunglasses in the nightclub, etc. that lower your IQ.

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Message 1215074 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 11:17:04 UTC


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Message 1215181 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 17:33:57 UTC - in response to Message 1215074.

and that is the last word!
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Message 1215188 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 17:50:18 UTC - in response to Message 1215073.

Timbits have been known to raise the eaters' IQ by as much as 300 points.

I think you read that wrong, it was in the same list of things, like wearing baseball caps backwards, wearing sunglasses in the nightclub, etc. that lower your IQ.

Wearing a hoodie doesn't make one a bad guy, only ones flawed perception and prejudice of someone different can do that, a hoodie is just something to wear to keep one warm, Sylvester Stallone wore one years ago in Rocky...

After all, a hoodie, is just a hoodie, anyone can wear one, even Me If I wanted to and if I wanted to get one...

In any case, I've had donut holes and I find them to be delicious, I just don't buy them too often, like lets see I think the last time was a few years back sometime.
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Message 1215191 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 17:53:15 UTC

Eating Timbits is an acceptable alternative wearing hoodies.

I do both. :-)
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Message 1215192 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 17:54:59 UTC

Timbits have anti-bacterial properties, and make an excellent all purpose cleaner.
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Message 1215205 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 18:21:45 UTC - in response to Message 1215192.

Timbits have anti-bacterial properties, and make an excellent all purpose cleaner.

I suspect Timbits also have a mouthwash capability too.
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Message 1215206 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 18:24:08 UTC

Yes. And Timbits contain both shampoo and conditioner. They make an excellent all around swiss army knife as well.
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Message 1215208 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 18:27:25 UTC

If the shampoo and conditioner are not already in the Tim bits, well that is one too many beauty steps for me!!!

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Message 1215297 - Posted: 7 Apr 2012, 21:33:12 UTC

Be sure to check the ingredient list. Unless it says "Tallow, Fats, and Grease lovingly transported by Scarecrow", the quality may be lacking.

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Message 1215471 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 2:38:22 UTC

Timbits could end war and hunger.
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Message 1215761 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 19:28:25 UTC - in response to Message 1215471.

Timbits could end war and hunger.


Timbits HAVE ended war and hunger in most parts of Canada. We took Timbits to Kandahar, but the effect was limited because we kept them behind barbed wire.
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Message 1215766 - Posted: 8 Apr 2012, 19:32:07 UTC - in response to Message 1215761.

Timbits could end war and hunger.


Timbits HAVE ended war and hunger in most parts of Canada. We took Timbits to Kandahar, but the effect was limited because we kept them behind barbed wire.

Yeah there ya have beware the IDE's of March laid down by the Peeps... ;)

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