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Message 1212811 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 14:21:59 UTC

Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years.
Despite sophisticated fail-safes, it was recently discovered that for the last five years our dish has been directed at Washington and Ottawa.
No intelligent life has been detected.
Our technicians are working on the problem and will concentrate their efforts on the planet Vogosphere, where there have been a number of emmissions that have our best experts guardedly hopeful.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Thank You.
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Message 1212825 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 15:45:35 UTC

I'm staying out of this one...

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Message 1212849 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 16:22:20 UTC - in response to Message 1212811.

Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years.
Despite sophisticated fail-safes, it was recently discovered that for the last five years our dish has been directed at Washington and Ottawa.
No intelligent life has been detected.
Our technicians are working on the problem and will concentrate their efforts on the planet Vogosphere, where there have been a number of emmissions that have our best experts guardedly hopeful.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Thank You.
:-)


Well when re-calibrating the dish, don't point it towards, London,Paris or Berlin as it's already been proven that no intelligent life has existed there for sometime.....

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Message 1212899 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 17:46:12 UTC - in response to Message 1212849.

Well when re-calibrating the dish, don't point it towards, London, Paris or Berlin as it's already been proven that no intelligent life has existed there for sometime.....

Oi! Just because I live within the M25 doesn't mean I'm British!

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Message 1212906 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 17:57:57 UTC

Well when re-calibrating the dish, don't point it towards, London,Paris or Berlin as it's already been proven that no intelligent life has existed there for sometime...


@Sirius - Ooooh scratch your eyes out dear ....

@ivan - Ones heritage and ones residence can be different things

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Message 1212907 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 17:58:39 UTC

...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous...


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belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

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Message 1212910 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 18:06:59 UTC

Sirius is being mischievous...


Oh gosh! Really? Wow, would never of thought it, well I never .....


Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others.
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I also have mine, and if you don't like them ... tough, live with it.
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Message 1212961 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 20:39:57 UTC - in response to Message 1212907.

...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous...



Damn, this guy's too much....twigged me twice in a short time...can he be banned for a few weeks please.....I like being mischieveous :)

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Message 1212966 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 20:45:06 UTC - in response to Message 1212961.

...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous...



Damn, this guy's too much....twigged me twice in a short time...can he be banned for a few weeks please.....I like being mischieveous :)


But, but, but...I Can't find my Buttons. 8-b....

I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.)

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Message 1212967 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 20:46:09 UTC - in response to Message 1212966.

...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous...



Damn, this guy's too much....twigged me twice in a short time...can he be banned for a few weeks please.....I like being mischieveous :)


But, but, but...I Can't find my Buttons. 8-b....


Careful Jim, you might hit the wrong one & hit warp 10.

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Message 1212968 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 20:48:32 UTC - in response to Message 1212967.

...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous...



Damn, this guy's too much....twigged me twice in a short time...can he be banned for a few weeks please.....I like being mischieveous :)


But, but, but...I Can't find my Buttons. 8-b....


Careful Jim, you might hit the wrong one & hit warp 10.

But Cap'n Shes gonna Blow

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Message 1212969 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 20:48:54 UTC - in response to Message 1212811.

Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years.
Despite sophisticated fail-safes, it was recently discovered that for the last five years our dish has been directed at Washington and Ottawa.
No intelligent life has been detected.
Our technicians are working on the problem and will concentrate their efforts on the planet Vogosphere, where there have been a number of emmissions that have our best experts guardedly hopeful.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Thank You.
:-)



It's the levels of methane in the atmosphere ... quite pyloric I say ...

Pyloric ...
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 1212971 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 20:52:10 UTC - in response to Message 1212969.

Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years.
Despite sophisticated fail-safes, it was recently discovered that for the last five years our dish has been directed at Washington and Ottawa.
No intelligent life has been detected.
Our technicians are working on the problem and will concentrate their efforts on the planet Vogosphere, where there have been a number of emmissions that have our best experts guardedly hopeful.
We regret any inconvenience this may have caused.
Thank You.
:-)



It's the levels of methane in the atmosphere ... quite pyloric I say ...

Pyloric ...


Excellent! Someone's found the answer to global warming & the energy crisis. When it will become mainstream production?

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Message 1212982 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 21:05:53 UTC

Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work.


It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 1212998 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 21:25:18 UTC - in response to Message 1212982.

Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work.


But that will inconvenience the guys recalibrating the dish......

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Message 1213001 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 21:29:34 UTC - in response to Message 1212998.

Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work.


But that will inconvenience the guys recalibrating the dish......



What?

The fish dish?
It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues



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Message 1213003 - Posted: 1 Apr 2012, 21:34:18 UTC - in response to Message 1213001.

Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work.


But that will inconvenience the guys recalibrating the dish......



What?

The fish dish?


I thought this thread smelled a bit.....

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Message 1213093 - Posted: 2 Apr 2012, 3:09:14 UTC - in response to Message 1212910.

Sirius is being mischievous...


Oh gosh! Really? Wow, would never of thought it, well I never .....


Crackin' good post, matey!
In the meantime, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

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Message 1213138 - Posted: 2 Apr 2012, 6:27:26 UTC - in response to Message 1213093.

Sirius is being mischievous...


Oh gosh! Really? Wow, would never of thought it, well I never .....


Crackin' good post, matey!
In the meantime, so long, and thanks for all the fish!


It does you good to have a laugh once in a while....



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belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes.

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Message 1213176 - Posted: 2 Apr 2012, 10:59:36 UTC - in response to Message 1213138.

Sirius is being mischievous...


Oh gosh! Really? Wow, would never of thought it, well I never .....


Crackin' good post, matey!
In the meantime, so long, and thanks for all the fish!


It does you good to have a laugh once in a while....




Yep, & the Original post provided many opportunities. There's gotta be some more in there.... :)


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