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Alfred and Pauline Send message Joined: 13 Oct 99 Posts: 37 Credit: 27,139,561 RAC: 0 |
Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years. Despite sophisticated fail-safes, it was recently discovered that for the last five years our dish has been directed at Washington and Ottawa. No intelligent life has been detected. Our technicians are working on the problem and will concentrate their efforts on the planet Vogosphere, where there have been a number of emmissions that have our best experts guardedly hopeful. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused. Thank You. :-) |
Dave Send message Joined: 29 Mar 02 Posts: 778 Credit: 25,001,396 RAC: 0 |
I'm staying out of this one... |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years. Well when re-calibrating the dish, don't point it towards, London,Paris or Berlin as it's already been proven that no intelligent life has existed there for sometime..... |
ivan Send message Joined: 5 Mar 01 Posts: 783 Credit: 348,560,338 RAC: 223 |
Well when re-calibrating the dish, don't point it towards, London, Paris or Berlin as it's already been proven that no intelligent life has existed there for sometime..... Oi! Just because I live within the M25 doesn't mean I'm British! |
Nick Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 4344 Credit: 3,313,107 RAC: 0 |
...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous... The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes. |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous... Damn, this guy's too much....twigged me twice in a short time...can he be banned for a few weeks please.....I like being mischieveous :) |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous... But, but, but...I Can't find my Buttons. 8-b.... I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous... Careful Jim, you might hit the wrong one & hit warp 10. |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
...and Oi' again, no reason to exclude Dublin....Sirius is being mischievous... But Cap'n Shes gonna Blow I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years. It's the levels of methane in the atmosphere ... quite pyloric I say ... Pyloric ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Seti apologizes to it's many contributors over the years. Excellent! Someone's found the answer to global warming & the energy crisis. When it will become mainstream production? |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work. It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work. But that will inconvenience the guys recalibrating the dish...... |
John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0 |
Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work. What? The fish dish? It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Encourage Global Warming by setting the atmosphere alight and recover the heat energy to do work. I thought this thread smelled a bit..... |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Sirius is being mischievous... Crackin' good post, matey! In the meantime, so long, and thanks for all the fish! |
Nick Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 4344 Credit: 3,313,107 RAC: 0 |
Sirius is being mischievous... It does you good to have a laugh once in a while.... The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes. |
Sirius B Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 |
Sirius is being mischievous... Yep, & the Original post provided many opportunities. There's gotta be some more in there.... :) |
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