Camerons First Term

What a lovely bunch of honest, caring, politicians we have running the country....

Lib Dems say we must divorce ourselves from the Tories

Chucking the kitchen sink into the economy

Boris for PM

Del-boy's allies state that "Buffoon Boris" can never be PM

...and while they are arguing amongst themselves instead of running the country, Del-boy himself is arranging a deal for reduced costs of the UK's fuel imports..but Vladimir is saying...only if you get out of Syria..that's our turf!



...Del-boy's answer....

"Hmmnn...let me think on that one......"
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Do you see that dodgy looking character in the third row, with a shillelagh behind his ear? Don't worry I deported him to China yesterday. Hu Jintao is not very pleased ....

naw, that's a corrupt ingleeshman with his cricket bat giving Obama some lessons in how to wield a big stick.

Nothing new coming from a Victorian pensioner who is forgetting that he's in the 21st century.

I think History should be amended where Joseph Stalin is concerned - he often ignored the message & shot the messenger - he didn't think of that as it was a well known tactic of that "old Empire" overcrowded with Civil Serfants who then as now, go way out of their way to protect what they have & constantly fail to answer questions, so shoot the questioner.

So what else is new then?
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Hey Del-boy, I hope you have your thinking cap on tight....

All over the West Coast, it's being announced that FirstGroup have won the West Coast Main Line bid before your government has announced the winner.

Is that because you or someone in your government is getting a very large backhander from FirstGroup due to their outrageous £7bn bid?

Just bare in mind the East Coast Main Line fiasco with GNER followed by National Express, to which the East Coast Main Line is still trying to recover from....

...or are you thinking that the extra £1bn will look good in the Government's accounting office?

Threat to Virgin Trains
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At last, an "actual" honest politician......Kudos to her!

Tory MP Louise Mensch steps down
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This is not exactly a case of an "honest" politician or otherwise at all. Simply a wife and mother, deciding which was more important to her.

Conservative MP Louise Mensch is to quit the Commons and move to the United States with her family, she has announced. Her husband, Peter Mensch, manager of rock band Metallica, lives in New York and she has been forced to divide her time between the UK and US.

In her resignation letter to the Prime Minister, mother-of-three Mrs Mensch said: "As you know, I have been struggling for some time to find the best outcome for my family life, and have decided, in order to keep us together, to move to New York. With the greatest regret, I am thus resigning as a Member of Parliament.

Sorry but that was very honest of her. As we discussed earlier in this thread, many were moaning about the long hours Remember?

If one can't stand the heat...get out of the kitchen!
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Another "Honest" politician.......he's even called himself a prat!

How could zip wire prat become Prime Minister?

At least there is one politician who knows his limits!
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Del-boy on the backfoot

Riddle me this Del-boy: Where are the sports fields for this soundbite of yours?
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Very true Nick, and the Olympics may provide the glimmer of an opportunity ...
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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues

It's finally happened! The lunatics have taken over the asylum!

No need to worry about Nigerian scams anymore, just call Kenneth Clarke if you end up being conned....

New call centres, courtesy of HMP

Whatever next? Putting the IRA in charge of the MoD?
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It's finally happened! The lunatics have taken over the asylum!

No need to worry about Nigerian scams anymore, just call Kenneth Clarke if you end up being conned....

New call centres, courtesy of HMP

Whatever next? Putting the IRA in charge of the MoD?

Oh that's alright then...musn't upset that special relationship...all that money saved by those private corporations means they can give us a large backhander...nice business!
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Don't think it's the "special relationship" just think it's a case of "Oh look what the Americans are doing"

I am not political, just think that most ideas good or bad eventually filter across the pond.

These day we lack originality.
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Tory reshuffle stalls

"The whips have been told in strong terms that it would be a mistake to lose him – particularly if it means promoting political pygmies.’

Now had I made that comment, I'd have been requested (again) to relocate to a Banana Republic - Hmmn, wonder if that person that stated that, contact his friend within parliament to tell the politician that did make that comment to relocate?

Tories face losing millions of voters Oh well, there goes the 2nd term

Tougher than Stalin? Aw, C'mon, we gotta have somewhere, where we can buy our cheap booze

Black Eye for Del-boy if he bulldozes green belt Aw C'mon, think of Team GB, we need more playing fields
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