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 Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀  Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 
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After many months of metal ingestion, "Stainless Steel Man" was born.  Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. 
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LadyL  Send message Joined: 14 Sep 11 Posts: 1679 Credit: 5,230,097 RAC: 0 |
I hope you're willing to donate your body to science after your demise. ID: 1198764 · |
rob smith    Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22200 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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It would certainly be a challenge to the average crematorium incinerator... Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1198781 · |
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LadyL Send message Joined: 14 Sep 11 Posts: 1679 Credit: 5,230,097 RAC: 0 |
It would certainly be a challenge to the average crematorium incinerator... depends on how the steel is distributed... after all they alrady take out breast implants before they cremate. ID: 1198782 · |
John Clark  Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0
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It would certainly be a challenge to the average crematorium incinerator... They have too or the sticky molten implant silicone clogs up the burners. When the burners go cold and the silicone hardens it is almost impossible to clean the burners and the whole system needs replacing. A timely reminder to ... It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues  
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LadyL Send message Joined: 14 Sep 11 Posts: 1679 Credit: 5,230,097 RAC: 0 |
after all they alrady take out breast implants before they cremate. That appears to have been rob :D Then again, my coffee may be to blame... and now to something completely different... [I'm probably misquoting] ID: 1198863 · |
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22200 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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Team work, I bowl 'em, the rest of you run around trying to work out what's going on in my mind...... Something I gave up trying to do years ago;-) Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1198868 · |
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John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0
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So, there I was eating an exploding rat sandwich, when my pacemaker blew up due to the heat, and .... ........................................ ............................................... ........................................................ ................................................................ ...................................................................... ............................................................................ ................................................................................. At the time, I thought I was lucky not to have breast implants! It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1
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and now to something completely different... Hahahahahahaha very different :) Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club.
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Nick  Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 4344 Credit: 3,313,107 RAC: 0
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At the time, I thought I was lucky not to have breast implants! Did you not mean "chest implants" here, John?? i.e. "muscle bolsters"... The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes. ID: 1198984 · |
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John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0
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At the time, I thought I was lucky not to have breast implants! No! I mean breast implants. I used the chest implants to give my stumouch area some good looking rippling pecks. Problem is the fat sagged and they went south. It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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Mike  Send message Joined: 17 Feb 01 Posts: 34258 Credit: 79,922,639 RAC: 80 
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That is the trouble with getting older. Some things go South and the hairline goes North ... LOL With each crime and every kindness we birth our future. ID: 1199003 · |
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John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0
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All of mine are gravatationally attracted. When it goes too far south, then I will be a big fat fat blob on the floor moving around with my RFID tag credit/debit card. It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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Nick Send message Joined: 11 Oct 11 Posts: 4344 Credit: 3,313,107 RAC: 0
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At the time, I thought I was lucky not to have breast implants! So you tried for a six-pack but ended up with the coal sack look.... The Kite Fliers -------------------- Kite fliers: An imaginary club of solo members, those who don't yet belong to a formal team so "fly their own kites" - as the saying goes. ID: 1199053 · |
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John Clark Send message Joined: 29 Sep 99 Posts: 16515 Credit: 4,418,829 RAC: 0
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It is that day of the week again when rhymes can add to to things, and when Silicone pecks are the thing to have and a coal sack look results from the first grab. It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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The Simonator  Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50
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Time for bacon methinks. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. 
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22200 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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Ah, the delicate smell of frying bacon :-)) Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1199951 · |
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The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50
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There's something fundamentally wrong with you if you don't love bacon, unless you're vegetarian, in which case there's something fundamentally wrong with you anyway. Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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The Simonator Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50
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Religion is all about oppression and denial, that's why i gave up being Catholic as soon as i developed rational thought, around age 5. Believing your imaginary friend is better than someone else's imaginary friend then going to war over it, shows a lack of cognition and common sense. Ergo, i think it's entirely fair. It was good fun to turn up to meetings of the Vegetarian Society at University with several packets of beef jerky, a flask of Bovril and a T-shirt proclaiming "Meat is Murder! Tasty, Tasty Murder!" Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge.
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rob smith Send message Joined: 7 Mar 03 Posts: 22200 Credit: 416,307,556 RAC: 380
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I've known the delicate aroma of bacon frying in the small hours of the morning to cure a vegetarian ;-) Bob Smith Member of Seti PIPPS (Pluto is a Planet Protest Society) Somewhere in the (un)known Universe? ID: 1199987 · |
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