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Message 1193586 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:18:14 UTC - in response to Message 1193584.  

maybe his ears are burning. I can see the barmaid now throwing a stale beer on his ears.


Darn that man and his legendary CHARisma!
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Message 1193587 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:20:17 UTC

the man sure has the CHARCOOL factor
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Message 1193589 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:21:13 UTC
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He does seem to do things with a FLARE...
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Message 1193590 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:23:18 UTC

I heard he cant watch a fantastic 4 movie. When ever he hears FLAME ON he runs screaming out of the theatre.
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Message 1193592 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:25:10 UTC - in response to Message 1193590.  

I heard he cant watch a fantastic 4 movie. When ever he hears FLAME ON he runs screaming out of the theatre.

I hear he has a similar problem with anything done by Martin SCORCHsese...
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Message 1193593 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:27:09 UTC

Do you think he gets invited to many Candle light partys?
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Message 1193595 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:28:34 UTC - in response to Message 1193593.  
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Do you think he gets invited to many Candle light partys?

Given how many Lady Crunchers carry a TORCH for that man, I would guess that he does...
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Message 1193596 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:30:54 UTC

LOL I just cant say what i want id have to mod myself:)
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Message 1193597 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:31:59 UTC - in response to Message 1193596.  

LOL I just cant say what i want id have to mod myself:)

And that would certainly BACKFIRE!
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Message 1193598 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:33:25 UTC - in response to Message 1193597.  

LOL I just cant say what i want id have to mod myself:)

And that would certainly BACKFIRE!

Did Scarecrow ever box under the name GASEOUS HAY?
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Message 1193599 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:36:00 UTC - in response to Message 1193598.  

Did Scarecrow ever box under the name GASEOUS HAY?

Yeah, but he never got good enough to quit his day job selling FIRESTONE tires...
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Message 1193600 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:38:25 UTC

I can see him in hell trying to sell BRIMSTONE tires though.
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Message 1193601 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:40:10 UTC
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Perhaps he has had trouble with the law... the FIRE MARSHAL might have had him thrown in the CLINKER!
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Message 1193603 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:41:46 UTC

they will RAKE him over the coals.
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Message 1193604 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:42:48 UTC

Perhaps he is just somewhere reading poetry by Elizabeth Barret BROWNING on his KINDLE...
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Message 1193605 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:44:13 UTC - in response to Message 1193604.  

Perhaps he is just somewhere reading poetry by Elizabeth Barret BROWNING on his KINDLE...

on his kindling
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Message 1193606 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:47:15 UTC - in response to Message 1193605.  

Perhaps he is just somewhere reading poetry by Elizabeth Barret BROWNING on his KINDLE...

on his kindling

(LOL! It works either way, Jim!)

Perhaps he got tired of the cold weather in Nebraska and he flew to Hawaii. Right now he is probably BAKING in the HEAT, sipping a pina colada under a NAPALM tree...
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Message 1193607 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:53:21 UTC

Napalm tree, LOL. You are just a pyro of puns tonight.
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Message 1193608 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:55:08 UTC

Perhaps he worked late installing a client's FIREWALL, and then he stopped for some BARBECUE on the way home...
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Message 1193609 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:57:02 UTC

I think he took the BARBIE home
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