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Message 1193561 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:45:43 UTC

Hey Vic. What can you do? One punster probably got distracted by some pretty girl and the other probably fell asleep waiting...
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Message 1193564 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:54:18 UTC

He passed out on the bar waiting for her to get off duty?
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Message 1193565 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:55:02 UTC

LOL, without a doubt! Let's pun!!!
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Message 1193566 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:55:46 UTC
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Yeah, It happens, Me I vacuumed the Kitchen completely(cabinets and range too) and the front room and the master bedroom while We waited, that took a byt out of Me too.
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Message 1193567 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:56:59 UTC
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Ok whats the subject? Torching Scarecrow?

Or should I say, A little fire Scarecrow. Thats what the wicked witch said.
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Message 1193568 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:59:12 UTC - in response to Message 1193567.  

Ok whats the subject? Torching Scarecrow?

I don't know about that... According to several lady crunchers he already comes across as quite the HOTTIE.
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Message 1193569 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 4:59:56 UTC
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We better be careful or the BYRDS will tear Him apart...
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Message 1193570 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:00:28 UTC - in response to Message 1193569.  

We better be careful or the BYRDS will tear Him apart...

Yeah! That would PHOENIX him off!!!
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Message 1193571 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:00:56 UTC - in response to Message 1193568.  

Ok whats the subject? Torching Scarecrow?

I don't know about that... According to several lady crunchers he already comes across as quite the HOTTIE.



You mean he sets their pants on fire?
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Message 1193572 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:02:34 UTC - in response to Message 1193571.  

You mean he sets their pants on fire?

So several of them have thus confided... but I would never SMOKE them out!
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Message 1193573 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:03:42 UTC

I wonder if Scarecrow goes to the burning man festival?
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Message 1193574 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:04:16 UTC - in response to Message 1193572.  

You mean he sets their pants on fire?

So several of them have thus confided... but I would never SMOKE them out!

Scarecrow must be a REEL gas then...
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Message 1193575 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:05:02 UTC - in response to Message 1193573.  

I wonder if Scarecrow goes to the burning man festival?

As what? The GHOST of honor?
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Message 1193577 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:06:32 UTC - in response to Message 1193575.  

I wonder if Scarecrow goes to the burning man festival?

As what? The GHOST of honor?

vic that would be the toast of honor.
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Message 1193578 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:06:32 UTC - in response to Message 1193573.  

I wonder if Scarecrow goes to the burning man festival?

Well, if he takes in too much FIREWATER he might not remEMBER to go...
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Message 1193579 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:08:40 UTC - in response to Message 1193577.  

That cowboy is probably busy watching BLAZING saddles.
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Message 1193581 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:10:55 UTC - in response to Message 1193577.  
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I wonder if Scarecrow goes to the burning man festival?

As what? The GHOST of honor?

vic that would be the toast of honor.

Well at least He'd be well BREASTED after being roasted.
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Message 1193582 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:11:40 UTC - in response to Message 1193581.  

Wherever he is, his ears must be BURNING!
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Message 1193584 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:15:07 UTC
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maybe his ears are burning.

I can see the barmaid now throwing a stale beer on his ears.
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Message 1193585 - Posted: 11 Feb 2012, 5:16:38 UTC

Well when he shows up, I want to be the first to condescendingly say, "Why there you ARSON."
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