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Message 1325079 - Posted: 5 Jan 2013, 22:58:27 UTC - in response to Message 1325078.
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I think it is time to go to a mandolin next... and hope I keep my knuckles.

Eric rarely insists on things, but he does insist that I not use my mandolin unsupervised. Same goes for my kitchen blow torch. He either loves me or he is concerned that we do not have sufficient medical and fire insurance to cover me and the house. I'm pretty sure it is that first one. Yeah.

I suspect he is just concerned for the kitties....LOL.
Blow torches and kitty tails do not get along too well together.
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Message 1325080 - Posted: 5 Jan 2013, 22:59:12 UTC - in response to Message 1325079.

I suspect he is just concerned for the kitties....LOL.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Eric does love his cats!

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Message 1325081 - Posted: 5 Jan 2013, 23:00:19 UTC - in response to Message 1325080.

I suspect he is just concerned for the kitties....LOL.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!! Eric does love his cats!

As do I........
Cats and quiche, maybe.
Cats and blowtorches, not so.


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Message 1326070 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 14:49:52 UTC

You knead to know

!!! BREAD IS DANGEROUS !!!
1.More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2.Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3.In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations
4.More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.
5.Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average North American eats more bread than that in one month!
6.Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.
7.Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.
8.Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.
9.Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.
10.Newborn babies can choke on bread.
11.Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 240 degrees Celsius! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
12.Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling

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Message 1326079 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 15:45:51 UTC

LOL Janice!!!

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Message 1326086 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 16:02:02 UTC

No comment on Standardized Tests...
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Message 1326090 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 16:10:07 UTC - in response to Message 1326070.


7.Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.


Hello. My name is Mark, and I am a breadaholic....
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Message 1326135 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 19:07:02 UTC

Oh my...guess I'll give the kids less bread then...
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Message 1326169 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 20:53:53 UTC

And on a related note, I have noticed that when I provide speech therapy services to my pediatric patients, by golly they grow taller - every last one of them!!!

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Message 1326177 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 21:19:39 UTC

Dont tell a baker.

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Message 1326205 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 21:45:47 UTC
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Not to mention that bread is the major precursor to one of the most adictive substances known....






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Message 1326206 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 21:46:37 UTC - in response to Message 1326205.

Not to mention that bread is the major precursor to one of the most adictive substances known....






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Oh Know, Knot that... ;)
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Message 1326226 - Posted: 9 Jan 2013, 22:59:25 UTC - in response to Message 1326205.

And Bacon Butties

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Message 1326420 - Posted: 10 Jan 2013, 18:42:19 UTC - in response to Message 1326205.

Not to mention that bread is the major precursor to one of the most adictive substances known....






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AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!;)

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Message 1328617 - Posted: 18 Jan 2013, 12:24:26 UTC

Here's one for Ang and all the other cookie cooks.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/recipes/9803437/The-new-baker-chocolate-icebox-cookies.html

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Message 1328633 - Posted: 18 Jan 2013, 13:48:33 UTC - in response to Message 1328617.

those look like Oreo's done(almost) right!
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Message 1328642 - Posted: 18 Jan 2013, 14:39:48 UTC

Heck they look as good or batter than oreos, be careful there might be cookie monsters around.... ;)
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Message 1330570 - Posted: 24 Jan 2013, 1:54:36 UTC

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Message 1331482 - Posted: 26 Jan 2013, 7:00:49 UTC - in response to Message 1330570.


Gabe sais Helllo.
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Message 1331511 - Posted: 26 Jan 2013, 9:46:42 UTC

Have two cookie monsters myself here in the house...:)
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