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Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
Regarding #18, I prefer to say that I am "eating for sport" |
Allie in Vancouver Send message Joined: 16 Mar 07 Posts: 3949 Credit: 1,604,668 RAC: 0 |
Regarding #18, I prefer to say that I am "eating for sport" I tend to live by number 10. Also, I just noticed, there is no 14 or 15 in the list. :O Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas. Albert Einstein |
Gundolf Jahn Send message Joined: 19 Sep 00 Posts: 3184 Credit: 446,358 RAC: 0 |
Also, I just noticed, there is no 14 or 15 in the list. :O I've found the missing two here (there's also #23 without tentacles ;-): 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. Gruß, Gundolf Computer sind nicht alles im Leben. (Kleiner Scherz) SETI@home classic workunits 3,758 SETI@home classic CPU time 66,520 hours |
Ronald R CODNEY Send message Joined: 19 Nov 11 Posts: 87 Credit: 420,920 RAC: 0 |
One to add: Invariably, if approaching 2 side by side doors, the one you try to open will be locked. but not the other. |
Gary Charpentier Send message Joined: 25 Dec 00 Posts: 30608 Credit: 53,134,872 RAC: 32 |
#24: Murphy's law is the universal constant. |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
#25 No matter how much you detest her cookies, you have to buy at least one box from the Girl Scout who rings your doorbell. |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
#26 No doorbell, no Girly Scout Cookies. ;) The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
#27 The phone will ring when you're in the tub. Member of the People Encouraging Niceness In Society club. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
#28 After searching high and low for anything you have misplaced, you always end up finding it in the last place you look. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65709 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
#32 Houses always kill wicked witches... The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
One to add: Dang if that didnt happen to me today:) #33 You will run out of matches when you only have one cigarette left. [/quote] Old James |
Rebel Send message Joined: 18 Sep 11 Posts: 21 Credit: 14,301 RAC: 0 |
34 when ever you have a big hand full of bags...your car keys are always in the pocket on the other side of your pants |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
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James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
#36 If your running late for work you hit every single red light on the way. If your going to the dentist for a root canal, You get every green light. [/quote] Old James |
John McLeod VII Send message Joined: 15 Jul 99 Posts: 24806 Credit: 790,712 RAC: 0 |
#37 Women love chocolate, preferably boxed, and the more expensive the better. Unless they are on a diet - in which case, you will be wearing the box... BOINC WIKI |
Rebel Send message Joined: 18 Sep 11 Posts: 21 Credit: 14,301 RAC: 0 |
every time YOU go throw the drive throw....and order fries...they stop and make new ones...making you wait |
Angela Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31 |
On all the mornings you don't have time to stop for a donut, there is ample parking right outside the shop. |
celttooth Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 |
in which case, you will be wearing the box... nope! Refer to Message 1175899, they all love chocolate, all the time. |
Sarge Send message Joined: 25 Aug 99 Posts: 12273 Credit: 8,569,109 RAC: 79 |
Socrates comes to mind. Or Sergeant Schultz. |
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