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N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
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Carl Cuseo Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0 |
Are there any sexy women in Heaven I wonder....? |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
Not anymore - We've run out. Too many fellas ♪Wrapped themselves in Death and praised Allah♫, so instead of having 72 virgins at the ready we now have 1 Navratalova per 2 guys. Sorry. |
Misfit Send message Joined: 21 Jun 01 Posts: 21804 Credit: 2,815,091 RAC: 0 |
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Carl Cuseo Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0 |
Killed in a car crash on the way to their wedding a couple asks St. Peter if they can marry in heaven. He tells them sure- have a seat- be right back.... They sit down on a comfy couch and wait for two years. St. Pete returns and says - all set, ready to marry up? The Bride-to-be asks St. Peter if it doesn't work out can we get a divorce? The old man says- Two years to find a preacher....It'll take me ten to find a lawyer. |
Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
In the interests of reducing multiple redundency howbout we don't reproduce the entire text of the message we are answering. Dave Nelson |
ChinookFoehn Send message Joined: 18 Apr 02 Posts: 462 Credit: 24,039 RAC: 0 |
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Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
> I'm not sure. I got caught once where I didn't and the person that I was > complaining about went and deleted all his posts. I am willing to do sections > with my... but not the significant writings as I want certain things to be not > deletable. At times, this may be the entire post. > Good Point. Dave Nelson |
Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
Has anyone seen the movie Dogma? Dave Nelson |
Qui-Gon Send message Joined: 15 May 99 Posts: 2940 Credit: 19,199,902 RAC: 11 |
> Has anyone seen the movie Dogma? Yes, it was a great movie. But as a religious statement it was somewhat lacking. I guess the point, for me, was that religion has become ritual rather than ethical, spiritual teaching. |
Guido Alexander Waldenmeier Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 587 Credit: 18,397 RAC: 0 |
TEST BUMP ruleZ |
Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
> > Has anyone seen the movie Dogma? > > Yes, it was a great movie. But as a religious statement it was somewhat > lacking. I guess the point, for me, was that religion has become ritual > rather than ethical, spiritual teaching. > Thanks I just rented it in DVD format and I'm going to watch it on my computer tonight. Dave Nelson |
Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
Wordweaver It sounds to me like you are coming apart at the seams. I think you should see a psychiatrist. Dave Nelson |
Carl Cuseo Send message Joined: 18 Jan 02 Posts: 652 Credit: 34,312 RAC: 0 |
So I'm looking at the TV and this ad comes on where this guy looks at his wife and these horns spring out of his head and morph into a 'V' for Viagra. I wonder if Viagra, Cialis, et al are tools of the devil? P.S.- There's a world of difference between 'anti-religion' and individual belief. There are some things I just do not believe. I dont believe in flying elephants but have never been anti-Dumbo...cc |
Captain Avatar Send message Joined: 17 May 99 Posts: 15133 Credit: 529,088 RAC: 0 |
What the heck it's been my day so here it goes. W.W. if your are truly stand by the absolute words of the Bible then why are you searching for E.T.? It seems that you have a double standard. (Scientifically speaking) Now, I am not against you but after reading your writings I feel it would chase a person away from God instead of toward him. |
Dave(The Admiral)Nelson Send message Joined: 4 Jun 99 Posts: 415 Credit: 22,293,483 RAC: 1 |
Wordweaver Here is the real word of god. You had better get with it or things are going to get hot for you. Whosoever will be saved, before all things it is necessary that he hold the Catholic Faith. Which Faith except everyone do keep whole and undefiled, without doubt he shall perish everlastingly. And the Catholic Faith is this, that we worship one God in Trinity and Trinity in Unity. Neither confounding the Persons, nor dividing the Substance. For there is one Person of the Father, another of the Son, and another of the Holy Ghost. But the Godhead of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Ghost is all One, the Glory Equal, the Majesty Co-Eternal. Such as the Father is, such is the Son, and such is the Holy Ghost. The Father Uncreate, the Son Uncreate, and the Holy Ghost Uncreate. The Father Incomprehensible, the Son Incomprehensible, and the Holy Ghost Incomprehensible. The Father Eternal, the Son Eternal, and the Holy Ghost Etneral and yet they are not Three Eternals but One Eternal. As also there are not Three Uncreated, nor Three Incomprehensibles, but One Uncreated, and One Uncomprehensible. So likewise the Father is Almighty, the Son Almighty, and the Holy Ghost Almighty. And yet they are not Three Almighties but One Almighty. Dave Nelson |
N/A Send message Joined: 18 May 01 Posts: 3718 Credit: 93,649 RAC: 0 |
Enough of this hypocrisy! This is the anti-religious thread. Calling it by any other name is a lie. I think you mean anti-my-religion. Get a clue, WordWeaver - God does not exist on the internet, otherwise Numbers would have been in base 2. |
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