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Message 46620 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 6:08:54 UTC
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This thread is now closed. Please continue to [4]

This thread was spawned from here, which started here. Standard disclaimer applies.

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Message 46622 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 6:21:42 UTC - in response to Message 46620.

Are there any sexy women in Heaven I wonder....?

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Message 46624 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 6:27:09 UTC - in response to Message 46622.

Not anymore - We've run out. Too many fellas ♪Wrapped themselves in Death and praised Allah♫, so instead of having 72 virgins at the ready we now have 1 Navratalova per 2 guys. Sorry.

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Message 46625 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 6:31:15 UTC - in response to Message 46620.
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> Standard disclaimer applies.

DISCLAIMER: The views expressed by anyone posting to this thread, message boards, the Internet or any print or electronic media, or any other form; do not necessarily represent those of God, Jesus Christ or any Christian Leader, Organization, Church or any other Christian Individual. The opinions expressed are solely those of the Individual and do not necessarily have God's approval. By reading these posts, you agree that you are doing so by your own choosing and acknowledge that you realize these posts may or may not be actual posts of Christians and are hosted and made publicly available by Setiweb/Setiathome AND/OR another website and therefore that neither SETI, BOINC, BERKELEY, all members thereof, the other users of this board, nor the person who posted these beliefs, are responsible for the content or any offense or damage that may result as a consequence to following said beliefs to you, your family, church members, property, or pets.

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Message 46637 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 6:58:42 UTC - in response to Message 46625.
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Killed in a car crash on the way to their wedding a couple asks St. Peter if they can marry in heaven.
He tells them sure- have a seat- be right back....
They sit down on a comfy couch and wait for two years.
St. Pete returns and says - all set, ready to marry up?
The Bride-to-be asks St. Peter if it doesn't work out can we get a divorce?
The old man says- Two years to find a preacher....It'll take me ten to find a lawyer.

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Message 46712 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 13:22:23 UTC

In the interests of reducing multiple redundency howbout we don't reproduce the entire text of the message we are answering.


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Message 46728 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 14:28:59 UTC - in response to Message 46712.
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Message 46730 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 14:36:47 UTC - in response to Message 46728.
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> I'm not sure. I got caught once where I didn't and the person that I was
> complaining about went and deleted all his posts. I am willing to do sections
> with my... but not the significant writings as I want certain things to be not
> deletable. At times, this may be the entire post.
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Good Point.


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Message 46799 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 18:47:02 UTC

Has anyone seen the movie Dogma?


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Message 46801 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 18:55:33 UTC - in response to Message 46799.

> Has anyone seen the movie Dogma?

Yes, it was a great movie. But as a religious statement it was somewhat lacking. I guess the point, for me, was that religion has become ritual rather than ethical, spiritual teaching.
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Message 46806 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 18:59:39 UTC

TEST
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Message 46808 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 19:01:18 UTC - in response to Message 46801.

> > Has anyone seen the movie Dogma?
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> Yes, it was a great movie. But as a religious statement it was somewhat
> lacking. I guess the point, for me, was that religion has become ritual
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Thanks

I just rented it in DVD format and I'm going to watch it on my computer tonight.


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Message 46823 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 19:51:13 UTC - in response to Message 46821.

Wordweaver

It sounds to me like you are coming apart at the seams. I think you should see a psychiatrist.


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Message 46833 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 20:50:33 UTC - in response to Message 46823.
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So I'm looking at the TV and this ad comes on where this guy looks at his wife and these horns spring out of his head and morph into a 'V' for Viagra.
I wonder if Viagra, Cialis, et al are tools of the devil?

P.S.- There's a world of difference between 'anti-religion' and individual belief.

There are some things I just do not believe.
I dont believe in flying elephants but have never been anti-Dumbo...cc

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Message 46842 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 21:32:35 UTC - in response to Message 46839.

What the heck it's been my day so here it goes.


W.W. if your are truly stand by the absolute words of the Bible then why
are you searching for E.T.?

It seems that you have a double standard. (Scientifically speaking)


Now, I am not against you but after reading your writings I feel it
would chase a person away from God instead of toward him.

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Message 46851 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 21:44:41 UTC

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Here is the real word of god. You had better get with it or things are going to get hot for you.

Whosoever will be saved, before all things it is necessary that he hold the Catholic Faith. Which Faith except everyone do keep whole and undefiled, without doubt he shall perish everlastingly. And the Catholic Faith is this, that we worship one God in Trinity and Trinity in Unity. Neither confounding the Persons, nor dividing the Substance. For there is one Person of the Father, another of the Son, and another of the Holy Ghost. But the Godhead of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Ghost is all One, the Glory Equal, the Majesty Co-Eternal. Such as the Father is, such is the Son, and such is the Holy Ghost. The Father Uncreate, the Son Uncreate, and the Holy Ghost Uncreate. The Father Incomprehensible, the Son Incomprehensible, and the Holy Ghost Incomprehensible. The Father Eternal, the Son Eternal, and the Holy Ghost Etneral and yet they are not Three Eternals but One Eternal. As also there are not Three Uncreated, nor Three Incomprehensibles, but One Uncreated, and One Uncomprehensible. So likewise the Father is Almighty, the Son Almighty, and the Holy Ghost Almighty. And yet they are not Three Almighties but One Almighty.


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Message 46854 - Posted: 15 Nov 2004, 21:51:11 UTC - in response to Message 46839.

Enough of this hypocrisy! This is the anti-religious thread. Calling it by any other name is a lie.
I think you mean anti-my-religion. Get a clue, WordWeaver - God does not exist on the internet, otherwise Numbers would have been in base 2.

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