Miss Hannah protests dirty Canadian oil being piped over the sacred land of Lewis and Clark. (Not to mention the thousands of “coureurs de bois” from French Canada who had been there for many years before. “Beauregard Toussaint”) Canadian water factors offer to sell water by the litre. (The free trade agreement we have with the US of A requires that we sell water in one litre amounts only, not bulk.)
I am sure that a fair price can be worked out, terms available!

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fair price can be worked out, terms available!

I am disappointed that there have been no requests from south of the border for Canada’s good clean fresh water. Not only are we willing to abide by the “Free Trade” agreement on water, we promise that no water from Canada will be shipped by pipeline. Water is guaranteed to be 100% wet!

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I kind of thought we were already getting it, relabled as Molsen Golden..

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Janice

We used to over here when it was called Watneys Red barrel .....

What!, someone piping beer to the Americans ?

Whitbread's Trophy Bitter was another of those chemically contaminated watery drinks, advertised by the slogan -

The pint that thinks it's a quart.

Wouldn't touch it now.


Whitbread Trophy Bitter: 1976
Whitbread (big head) Trophy Bitter,
The pint that thinks it’s a quart!
It’s got the body, the body that satisfies
It can’t be modest no matter how it tries
’Cos it’s the Whitbread Bitter, Trophy Bitter —
The best that you ever bought (give him a trophy)
Whitbread, Whitbread, Trophy Bitter
The pint that thinks it’s a quart

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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues