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Miss Hannah protests dirty Canadian oil being piped over the sacred land of Lewis and Clark. (Not to mention the thousands of “coureurs de bois” from French Canada who had been there for many years before. “Beauregard Toussaint”) Canadian water factors offer to sell water by the litre. (The free trade agreement we have with the US of A requires that we sell water in one litre amounts only, not bulk.)
I am sure that a fair price can be worked out, terms available!
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fair price can be worked out, terms available!
I am disappointed that there have been no requests from south of the border for Canada’s good clean fresh water. Not only are we willing to abide by the “Free Trade” agreement on water, we promise that no water from Canada will be shipped by pipeline. Water is guaranteed to be 100% wet!
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Water is guaranteed to be 100% wet!
Can you back that up with field trials, lab reports, and consumer surveys? If so they will maybe invite you to tender for the next contract :-))
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Damsel Rescuer, Kitty Patron, Raccoon Friend, Uli Fan,
Julie Supporter, ES99 Admirer, PETA Member, 1st Childhood
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I kind of thought we were already getting it, relabled as Molsen Golden..
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We used to over here when it was called Watneys Red barrel .....
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Damsel Rescuer, Kitty Patron, Raccoon Friend, Uli Fan,
Julie Supporter, ES99 Admirer, PETA Member, 1st Childhood
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We used to over here when it was called Watneys Red barrel .....
What!, someone piping beer to the Americans ?
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Whitbread's Trophy Bitter was another of those chemically contaminated watery drinks, advertised by the slogan -
The pint that thinks it's a quart.
Wouldn't touch it now.
Whitbread Trophy Bitter: 1976
Whitbread (big head) Trophy Bitter,
The pint that thinks it’s a quart!
It’s got the body, the body that satisfies
It can’t be modest no matter how it tries
’Cos it’s the Whitbread Bitter, Trophy Bitter —
The best that you ever bought (give him a trophy)
Whitbread, Whitbread, Trophy Bitter
The pint that thinks it’s a quart
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It's good to be back amongst friends and colleagues
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Blimey, you're going back a bit!
Keg bitters on draught
Worthington 'E'
Ind Coope Double Diamond
Whitbread Tankard
Watneys Red Barrel
Younger's Tartan Bitter
Courage Tavern
Flowers Keg Bitter
Draught bitters
Bass Red Triangle
Worthington IPA
Ind Coope Bitter
Worthington IPA
Whitbread Bitter (60s)
Whitbread Trophy (70s)
Watneys Special
Younger's Scotch Ale
Courage Bitter
Ansells Bitter
Mitchells and Butler's Brew XI
John Smith's (Tadcaster) Bitter
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Damsel Rescuer, Kitty Patron, Raccoon Friend, Uli Fan,
Julie Supporter, ES99 Admirer, PETA Member, 1st Childhood
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