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 soft^spirit  Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 
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Women - you can't live with them, & you can't live without them Men. Can't live with 'em.. Pass the chocolate. Janice ID: 1137433 ·  |
Michael John Hind  Send message Joined: 6 Feb 07 Posts: 1330 Credit: 3,632,028 RAC: 0 
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Can we go back to them olden days again? ID: 1137439 · |
Angela   Send message Joined: 16 Oct 07 Posts: 13130 Credit: 39,854,104 RAC: 31
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"Men,can't live with them, can't kill them and bury them under the patio." Yeah. Cuz then where would the skunks live?!!! ID: 1137448 · |
Sirius B   Send message Joined: 26 Dec 00 Posts: 24879 Credit: 3,081,182 RAC: 7 
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Can we go back to them olden days again? .........Wilma......you're fired............ ID: 1137452 · |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose  Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0
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My wife said she'd leave me if I built one more computer for SETI@Home... I'm going to miss her! "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell ID: 1138032 · |
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KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0
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"I miss my ex-wife every day, but my aim is improving!" "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell ID: 1138033 · |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀  Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1
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When me and the Mrs went to bed last night she was making an awful racket. Her snoring is quite loud. ID: 1138065 · |
Donald L. Johnson  Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20
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Sign in a small-town diner: Missing: Husband, fishing pole, dog. Reward for dog. Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired ID: 1138269 · |
William Rothamel  Send message Joined: 25 Oct 06 Posts: 3756 Credit: 1,999,735 RAC: 4
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Thank you Bob you have given me much fodder for my alter ego, Daddio. Here is his immediate contribution.  ID: 1138302 · |
Julie  Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18 
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Bob DeWoody  Send message Joined: 9 May 10 Posts: 3387 Credit: 4,182,900 RAC: 10
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Never do today what you can put off til tomarrow Bob DeWoody My motto: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow as it may not be required. This no longer applies in light of current events. ID: 1140732 · |
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KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0
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A Classic: "Good Morning folks! I just flew in from the West Coast and man are my arms tired!" "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell ID: 1140755 · |
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KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0
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Maybe not strictly a paraprosdokian, but unexpected nonetheless... Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I! "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell ID: 1140762 · |
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KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0
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In my youth it was Cheeky! LOL! "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell ID: 1140765 · |
Michael Belanger, W1DGL  Send message Joined: 30 Jul 00 Posts: 1887 Credit: 7,441,278 RAC: 49
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Women are compulsive shopaholics. Now take my wife - please? Classic Henny Youngman (the last part of that) 
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Bob DeWoody Send message Joined: 9 May 10 Posts: 3387 Credit: 4,182,900 RAC: 10
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Where ever there's a will, there's a won't. Bob DeWoody My motto: Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow as it may not be required. This no longer applies in light of current events. ID: 1142005 · |
celttooth  Send message Joined: 21 Nov 99 Posts: 26503 Credit: 28,583,098 RAC: 0 
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My car was so old that every Sunday I used to take my family for a push! source: R. Dangerfield ID: 1142018 · |
The Simonator  Send message Joined: 18 Nov 04 Posts: 5700 Credit: 3,855,702 RAC: 50
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My girlfriend's just walked out on me, she says we've grown apart. I will miss her, though not with the second shot! Life on earth is the global equivalent of not storing things in the fridge. 
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Michael John Hind Send message Joined: 6 Feb 07 Posts: 1330 Credit: 3,632,028 RAC: 0
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I saw a man lying in the road yesterday. I went over to him and asked him was he OK. He said to me, "I've been run over by a bus can you call me an ambulance". Yes I replied, "Sir, your an ambulance" ID: 1142328 · |
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Julie Send message Joined: 28 Oct 09 Posts: 34053 Credit: 18,883,157 RAC: 18
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