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kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
I recently sent the team a bit of money specifically for b33r. LOL...veeeeery nice fairy tale. Are you sure you're not Edward Everett Horton??? "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
1mp0£173 Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0 |
After removing the improbability field (using a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain, an atomic motion plotter, and a very hot cup of tea), the electrons were dumped back into the servers, and rebooted I believe it took exactly fourty-two turns of duct tape.... |
Bill Walker Send message Joined: 4 Sep 99 Posts: 3868 Credit: 2,697,267 RAC: 0 |
It was the Jeffries tubes again. Had to blow out the accumulated anti-matter ash and residue, then everything worked just fine. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
After removing the improbability field (using a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain, an atomic motion plotter, and a very hot cup of tea), the electrons were dumped back into the servers, and rebooted The mechanic's substitute for duct tape would be JB Weld.....to boldly fix what has never been fixed before. "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Scarecrow Send message Joined: 15 Jul 00 Posts: 4520 Credit: 486,601 RAC: 0 |
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Miep Send message Joined: 23 Jul 99 Posts: 2412 Credit: 351,996 RAC: 0 |
Bugs. The kind from the book by Theodore Roszak. (german: Wanzen im Hirn - das Ende der Computer) Carola ------- I'm multilingual - I can misunderstand people in several languages! |
1mp0£173 Send message Joined: 3 Apr 99 Posts: 8423 Credit: 356,897 RAC: 0 |
After removing the improbability field (using a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain, an atomic motion plotter, and a very hot cup of tea), the electrons were dumped back into the servers, and rebooted I should have included a link. |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
SETI@Home Outage Excuse Generator ROFLMAO.... I like..... "The disc or the processor is on fire..." "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
bill Send message Joined: 16 Jun 99 Posts: 861 Credit: 29,352,955 RAC: 0 |
Ducks in marmite sauce. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! |
Dimly Lit Lightbulb 😀 Send message Joined: 30 Aug 08 Posts: 15399 Credit: 7,423,413 RAC: 1 |
SETI@Home Outage Excuse Generator Bwahahahaha, "the AA battery in the wallclock sends magnetic interference" :) |
kittyman Send message Joined: 9 Jul 00 Posts: 51468 Credit: 1,018,363,574 RAC: 1,004 |
SETI@Home Outage Excuse Generator I'm afraid our friend Scarecrow has one-upped us again.... "Paradigm shift....without a clutch." "Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting." Alan Dean Foster |
Bert Send message Joined: 12 Oct 06 Posts: 84 Credit: 813,295 RAC: 0 |
I believe that someone narfled the garthok |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
It was Gophers I tell Ya! I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
The whatchamacallit got over heated when the whatsit broke off when a whosit bumped into it, thereby sending the thingamajig into shut down mode. [/quote] Old James |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
The whatchamacallit got over heated when the whatsit broke off when a whosit bumped into it, thereby sending the thingamajig into shut down mode. The Whojadie? I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
KB7RZF Send message Joined: 15 Aug 99 Posts: 9549 Credit: 3,308,926 RAC: 2 |
I like this one: "bad ether in the cables" HAHA, thanks Scarecrow! |
Slavac Send message Joined: 27 Apr 11 Posts: 1932 Credit: 17,952,639 RAC: 0 |
It was Gophers I tell Ya! Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course! Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -! Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -! Executive Director GPU Users Group Inc. - brad@gpuug.org |
soft^spirit Send message Joined: 18 May 99 Posts: 6497 Credit: 34,134,168 RAC: 0 |
Before speculation gets too far out of hand, I just wanted to say Ididntdoitnobodysawmeyoucantproveanything Janice |
Donald L. Johnson Send message Joined: 5 Aug 02 Posts: 8240 Credit: 14,654,533 RAC: 20 |
SETI@Home Outage Excuse Generator Yeah, that's rough on the phase-synch gears. Grind those too many times, they lose teeth, slip, and then the fergustats overspeed and burn up all the lubricant. Then the smog detectors go off, triggering the halon phase differentials, and the whole system gets ferschimmeled. Last time it happened, it took three weeks just to get rid of the burnt lubricant smell. Donald Infernal Optimist / Submariner, retired |
Jim_S Send message Joined: 23 Feb 00 Posts: 4705 Credit: 64,560,357 RAC: 31 |
SETI@Home Outage Excuse Generator Excuse for outage: descramble code needed from software company Luv It. I Desire Peace and Justice, Jim Scott (Mod-Ret.) |
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