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Theramansi Send message Joined: 25 Jun 04 Posts: 97 Credit: 39,577,723 RAC: 63 |
I'll never suffer from plugged sinuses again! |
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
Last week he stuck out his tongue and, well, he will never "French Kiss" again. |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0 |
I will pick a winner tomorrow morning US Eastern Time, keep 'em coming! "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell |
Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0 |
(Headline for the National Enquirer) "Extraterrestrial Infiltration of SETI@home Exposed!" |
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60 |
you should see where he keeps his Prince Albert In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0 |
OK, here we go: 3rd Place and winner of the Billy Mays Memorial Trophy for the most elaborate infomercial-style caption, Blurf with: "Steaks too hard to cut nowadays? Introducing the all-new Ginsu Nose-Slicer. After this minor surgical adjustment, place these blades in your nose and lean you head down to your steak. Wave a flower in front of your nose...SNEEZE! and Wah-lah! Steak cut paper-thin!! Now available for $39.99 at your local surgeon's office!" 2nd Place and winner of the Wes Craven Award for gratuitous reference to mutilation above and beyond the disturbingly obvious, Soft_Spirit with: Piercing Schmiercing. Wanna see my amputations? 1st Place and winner of the l33t award for best reference to a great site for worthless Bags-O-Crap, SkilDude with: I bet even Woot.com couldn't sell that knife holder Take it away Skildude! PM Sent "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell |
skildude Send message Joined: 4 Oct 00 Posts: 9541 Credit: 50,759,529 RAC: 60 |
w00T w00T here we go again... In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face. Diogenes Of Sinope |
KWSN - Sir William The Flagrantly Verbose Send message Joined: 28 Apr 00 Posts: 829 Credit: 11,757,678 RAC: 0 |
w00T w00T here we go again... After obtaining a bootleg copy of the entire Star Trek series, Madrassas in Afghanistan begin using the "Vulcan Mind Meld" to indoctrinate new Jihadi recruits... "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - Orwell |
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0 |
1) "My mind to your mind..." 2) Achmed accidentally uses the "Vulcan death grip" 3) Gitmo for juveniles... . Hello, from Albany, CA!... |
Theramansi Send message Joined: 25 Jun 04 Posts: 97 Credit: 39,577,723 RAC: 63 |
Muhammad's flamingo palm punch is just not as effective as Miyagi's crane kick. |
James Sotherden Send message Joined: 16 May 99 Posts: 10436 Credit: 110,373,059 RAC: 54 |
Where kids learn how to play, kick your can. [/quote] Old James |
Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0 |
Sunny Day Sweepin' the ash away. On my way to where the air is grit. Can you tell me how to get... Get away from Sesame Pit! |
Blurf Send message Joined: 2 Sep 06 Posts: 8962 Credit: 12,678,685 RAC: 0 |
1) "I control your mind.....give me your food." 2) "I am the Airbender....leave me, peon." |
Steven Meyer Send message Joined: 24 Mar 08 Posts: 2333 Credit: 3,428,296 RAC: 0 |
Use the Farce, Fluke! |
Dirk Villarreal Wittich Send message Joined: 25 Apr 00 Posts: 2098 Credit: 434,834 RAC: 0 |
I will show you a trick of the drunken monkey, little grasshopper! |
KWSN THE Holy Hand Grenade! Send message Joined: 20 Dec 05 Posts: 3187 Credit: 57,163,290 RAC: 0 |
[Ahem] Judges? . Hello, from Albany, CA!... |
Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0 |
[Ahem] Judges? 1st: Me. 2nd: Myself. 3rd: I. Ooooh goody gum-drops. Me wins! (Hark the distant rumbling charge of the SETI Exclusivity Clique) |
zoom3+1=4 Send message Joined: 30 Nov 03 Posts: 65738 Credit: 55,293,173 RAC: 49 |
What? Non alien detected, doing Vulcan death grip. The T1 Trust, PRR T1 Class 4-4-4-4 #5550, 1 of America's First HST's |
Big Bang Send message Joined: 7 Jan 10 Posts: 670 Credit: 28,481 RAC: 0 |
Very well then...27 June 1714hrs UTC. What happens (apart from nothing)? |
tullio Send message Joined: 9 Apr 04 Posts: 8797 Credit: 2,930,782 RAC: 1 |
Very well then...27 June 1714hrs UTC. What happens (apart from nothing)? Asteroid MD 2011? |
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