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Message 1119081 - Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 16:53:33 UTC

The "Blue Man Group" before they evolved.
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Message 1119084 - Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 16:56:40 UTC
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Females are in charge and at large as their bigger.
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Message 1119085 - Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 16:56:51 UTC

Yes I know, I trod in the same can of blue paint that you did!
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Message 1119139 - Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 20:05:20 UTC

*wiggle*...and then Martha duck told me she bought the same shoes as me...*wiggle wiggle*
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Message 1119155 - Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 20:51:01 UTC

Yours are blue paint - I my that makes feel feel superior , mine are NATURALLY blue...
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Message 1119157 - Posted: 19 Jun 2011, 20:56:43 UTC

Those are the only other set of boobies I'm willing to let my husband see!
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Message 1119335 - Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 12:57:52 UTC - in response to Message 1119157.  

OK guys we've had 48 hours to come up with some fluffy boobie jokes . lets see what we have here.
OH BTW my cap would have been "Glen and Todd will never answer another Craigs list ad asking for big boobies to be photographed." also accepted "2 by 2 feet of blue"
I think this is a difficult group to pick from but I'll start with the subtle warning to a spouse from Angela "
Those are the only other set of boobies I'm willing to let my husband see!


Our second place winner and most likely to reminisce about fairly obscure female jazz singer is Hu Flung Dung with...
"Bounce your boobies, let 'em rock 'n' roll.
Nudge your knockers, keep 'em hot and so.
Just admit it, gals, it sure feels great
To feel them swingin', ooh, titilate!"


Our grand prize winner, social butterfly and making several bird references in a double entendre way is...Theramansi with
What's with those humans and their bird naming - Chickadees, Tits, and we're Boobies?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.
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Message 1119493 - Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 21:42:51 UTC

See what you all can do with this.


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Message 1119500 - Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 22:07:03 UTC

OK, which wise guy put itching powder in his shoes?
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Message 1119518 - Posted: 20 Jun 2011, 23:18:27 UTC

I still can't see Seti@Home.

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Message 1119556 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 0:52:36 UTC

"Obesity?...no problem 'round here. You Trance the dance. WE dance the Prance. YEAH BABY!"
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Message 1119557 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 0:55:29 UTC

Now that's what I call using the force!

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Message 1119606 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 5:37:41 UTC

They said he could leap out of his shoe - just like me
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Message 1119630 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 7:24:27 UTC

Trampoline? We don't need no trampoline!
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Message 1119641 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 8:36:18 UTC

Houston, We have lift off.

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Message 1119650 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 10:20:36 UTC - in response to Message 1119493.  

"I can see Russia from my house!"




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Message 1119672 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 12:27:40 UTC

Guess who ate all the beans!
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Message 1119673 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 12:42:50 UTC
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1) If you Newbies reach Level 10, then you too will be able to lift off like this.
2) Houston, we are go for roll maneuver.
3) [singing]I can see clearly now ...[/singing]
4) [singing]You are the wind beneath my ... feet?[/singing]

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Message 1119685 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 13:24:54 UTC - in response to Message 1119650.  

Recently declassified CIA documents reveal that covert experimentation with anti-gravity lift belt technology among the Maasai is the real reason for Kenyan marathon dominance...




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Message 1119711 - Posted: 21 Jun 2011, 14:16:43 UTC
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1) "Look, Ma — I can levitate!"

2) "Nope, still no sign of S@H being up..."
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Hello, from Bangkok, Thailand!...
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