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Message 1108782 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 17:58:09 UTC

(burp) wha?
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Message 1108787 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 18:04:23 UTC
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Well, since the world was supposed to end, I crapped on the desk of my boss, I teared up all my bills, told my landlord he could go f*** himself, and I drove my car into a lake.

The world obviously didn't end, so what the h*** am I supposed to do now?
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Too much hormone treated meat.
Too much Monsanto veggies.
Too old, and outdated constitution.

Yeah, you do have a "crazy" problem, no doubt about that...


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Message 1108788 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 18:10:22 UTC

they haven't been told about your evil twin brother and how he likes to tie you up and impersonate you, have they?
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Message 1108795 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 18:29:27 UTC - in response to Message 1108788.

they haven't been told about your evil twin brother and how he likes to tie you up and impersonate you, have they?


I used that excuse the last time the world was supposed to end. They won't fall for it again, I'm afraid.
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Too much hormone treated meat.
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Yeah, you do have a "crazy" problem, no doubt about that...


Why defend a culture of death?

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Message 1108801 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 18:53:43 UTC

Oooops, I fear you may be stuffed ..... :-(
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Message 1108802 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 18:56:12 UTC

your name is really Eric Korpela,
you're an alien from Alderaan system
looking for droids.

that might do it.
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Message 1108804 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 18:59:40 UTC
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Possibly, but Angela would give the game away when she said that he hasn't cleared the Den out. Alderaans are noted for their tidiness.
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Message 1108806 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 19:03:39 UTC

well thats when you'd have to go the light saber route...

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Message 1108808 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 19:05:00 UTC - in response to Message 1108802.

your name is really Eric Korpela,
you're an alien from Alderaan system
looking for droids.

that might do it.


Well at least I may get a room and food with that excuse. What comes with that room and food though, may very well be a straitjacket....

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Too much hormone treated meat.
Too much Monsanto veggies.
Too old, and outdated constitution.

Yeah, you do have a "crazy" problem, no doubt about that...


Why defend a culture of death?

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Message 1108813 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 19:12:55 UTC

Sten-Arne, you could always blame it on the 'Pod People', it might work???
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Message 1108818 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 19:27:09 UTC

You sure?

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Message 1108832 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 20:16:48 UTC

Or Steve Jobs and the ipod people.
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Message 1108841 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 20:26:45 UTC
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"Hello, I'm Seth Shostak. Have you heard the good news about the
Allen Array? You haven't? That's because there isn't any!!!"
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Message 1108844 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 20:30:03 UTC - in response to Message 1108802.

your name is really Eric Korpela,
you're an alien from Alderaan system
looking for droids.

that might do it.

And all this time I thought there was a Sleestak there, Darn It all. ;)
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Message 1108849 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 20:35:01 UTC
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Nope won't work. I reckon the only chance is to buy a pair of false boobs and pass himself off as Dolly Parton.
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Message 1108875 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 21:53:16 UTC - in response to Message 1108849.

just a pair?
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Message 1108884 - Posted: 22 May 2011, 23:07:10 UTC - in response to Message 1108581.

We still have that roast chicken thing to do. (I think she is that great a chef {Marie})



Well now we just did the roast chicken thingy: Wow, was that worth waiting for!
My Sweetie said I could have invited two people over for supper, but I was afraid they would have had the same feelings as I do about Marie's cooking. I just can't put up with people standing around in my front yard all day waiting for one of Marie's creations.
Sorry.
honest I really am sorry, really, I am....
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Message 1108994 - Posted: 23 May 2011, 10:49:29 UTC

People people, we're having an aberration. The end of the world remember?;-)
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Message 1109000 - Posted: 23 May 2011, 11:47:14 UTC

People people, we're having an aberration. The end of the world remember?;-)


Oh it is the end Julie, believe me ;-)

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Message 1109003 - Posted: 23 May 2011, 12:09:38 UTC - in response to Message 1109000.

People people, we're having an aberration. The end of the world remember?;-)


Oh it is the end Julie, believe me ;-)

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