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Message 1055304 - Posted: 12 Dec 2010, 4:28:08 UTC

Any of you gurls wanna be my online sweetie?

No strings, and don't bring any boyfriends who might want to kick my butt.

I have had a few over the years.

Some were sweet, some turned sour.

We can talk dirty to each other......and crunch.

LOL.......what could be better than that??

Some shall think me perverted, of course.

Serious inquiries only, please.

PM would be appropriate.
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Message 1055324 - Posted: 12 Dec 2010, 7:51:32 UTC

Do you like worms?

We could talk about our worms.

Waiting.

iWorm 'em
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Message 1055979 - Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 16:39:33 UTC

Well? Any luck yet?
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Message 1055985 - Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 16:52:49 UTC - in response to Message 1055979.  

Well? Any luck yet?

LOL...
No.

And it's just as well....Lori would not appreciate it.
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Message 1055987 - Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 16:54:55 UTC

How about nurse Olga?


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Message 1056043 - Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 18:42:45 UTC




Just leave the Coconut Totally out of it!

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Message 1056045 - Posted: 14 Dec 2010, 18:46:04 UTC - in response to Message 1056043.  




Just leave the Coconut Totally out of it!

LOL...
No problem, my dearest Moonkitten.
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Message 1056547 - Posted: 16 Dec 2010, 6:23:56 UTC - in response to Message 1055304.  

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Message 1056752 - Posted: 16 Dec 2010, 21:26:10 UTC

My cousin, ScareEverything, is available Mark.
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Message 1056905 - Posted: 17 Dec 2010, 8:39:01 UTC - in response to Message 1056752.  
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My cousin, ScareEverything, is available Mark.

As long as she stays online and away from my front door....LOL.
You'd be surprised at the difference between what some people really are and what they present themselves online to be...
Maybe your cousin is Elvira of the Dark online......Photoshop is such a wonderful tool.
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