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Message 1058961 - Posted: 23 Dec 2010, 2:08:04 UTC - in response to Message 1058908.  

Obama: I'm getting a really nice present this year, right, Santa?

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Message 1058984 - Posted: 23 Dec 2010, 3:01:15 UTC


Santa's reaction when all the TSA agent can pull out of his bag is lumps of coal.

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Message 1059002 - Posted: 23 Dec 2010, 4:16:15 UTC

The only thing that gets me through the holiday season is knowing that all those brats are going straight to hell!
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Message 1059006 - Posted: 23 Dec 2010, 4:31:55 UTC


Ha Ha hau Hooo ... You want to do a scan on my sleigh? Wha Ha Ha hoo! Good luck with that pal.
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Message 1059020 - Posted: 23 Dec 2010, 5:50:53 UTC - in response to Message 1059006.  

Ho Ho Ho... I was wonder when someone would notice that I was wearing my belt over my shirt...


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Message 1059116 - Posted: 23 Dec 2010, 15:07:16 UTC

Ho, Ho Ho, looks like I got one people liked. Lots of good responses all within the 24 hours. There were so many that I liked this time around. Skildude, your Obama asks for World peace got a chuckle, but the eternal optimist in me just couldn’t declare that one a winner. One of these days we will have world peace or a lot of ash. Angela….. your losing it.

Michael Belanger, you get third place with Obama: I'm getting a really nice present this year, right, Santa?

I had a hard time with the next two. I really get the airport gag, but so many entrys had to do with airport security that I hust had to give

Second Place to: Luigi Naruszewicz: Someone asked Santa if they can get flight out of Heathrow Airport.

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Steve Meyer: Ha Ha hau Hooo ... You want to do a scan on my sleigh? Wha Ha Ha hoo! Good luck with that pal.

Take it away Steve.
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Message 1059280 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 2:27:18 UTC

I think steve is doing his Christmas shopping:)
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Message 1059297 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 3:11:24 UTC

Maybe James, but he has a few more hours. As it is the holiday season, should we maybe relax the 24 rule just a bit?
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Message 1059299 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 3:14:41 UTC

Hes probally stuck in a massive traffic jam near a store. It was horrid out on the roads today.
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Message 1059302 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 3:26:47 UTC

It has not been 24 hours yet. He has until tomorrow morning.
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Message 1059307 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 3:47:50 UTC

Whhaaaa posting on Christmas Day

I will be with family and friends so no posting for me Lol.....
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Message 1059370 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 13:41:42 UTC

OK, OK, I'm Back!

And here is the next pic, going back to the animals theme.



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Message 1059373 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 13:58:40 UTC - in response to Message 1059370.  

typing this Shakespeare stuff was a lot easier on the old typewriter - progress I suppose!

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Message 1059385 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 14:41:34 UTC

They said any money could do it.
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Message 1059396 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 15:10:58 UTC

The next wave of cheap Employees, Baboons, China look out, They'll go Bananas.
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Message 1059407 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 16:02:48 UTC
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Honey, where did you read this is an Apple computer?


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Message 1059409 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 16:13:32 UTC

Computer says "No"
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Message 1059426 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 17:22:26 UTC
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[thought bubble]
OK, I got the Apple laptop for Christmas, but where's the Gorilla Banana?
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[not part of caption]
(there actually was a peripheral by that name... a printer...)
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Hello, from Albany, CA!...
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Message 1059436 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 17:50:57 UTC - in response to Message 1059407.  





Im sorry guys, I cant seem to download Planet of the Apes.

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Message 1059456 - Posted: 24 Dec 2010, 19:50:32 UTC - in response to Message 1059436.  

ok we've built our first computer... can someone please create some electricity..


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