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Message 1050237 - Posted: 21 Nov 2010, 16:43:46 UTC

Well its about time God caught up with things. Wonder why God waited so long to let the Pope know? It will help with the EVIL AIDS...wait...didn't God invent evil aids? Maybe a few Catholics will get really progressive and use them to not have 10 kids....Kind of like when God decided it was OK to let Black people preach...."The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, continued to welcome all people regardless of color to be members; however, they began to exclude most people of black African descent (regardless of actual skin color) from Priesthood ordination and from participation in temple ceremonies. These practices continued until September 30, 1978, when church President Spencer W. Kimball, acting in his office as Living Prophet declared that in early June 1978 he had received a revelation from God to extend the priesthood to all worthy male members and, therefore, to extend temple ordinances to all worthy members."

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Message 1050281 - Posted: 21 Nov 2010, 22:21:11 UTC - in response to Message 1050237.  

Well its about time God caught up with things. Wonder why God waited so long to let the Pope know? It will help with the EVIL AIDS...wait...didn't God invent evil aids? Maybe a few Catholics will get really progressive and use them to not have 10 kids....Kind of like when God decided it was OK to let Black people preach...."The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, continued to welcome all people regardless of color to be members; however, they began to exclude most people of black African descent (regardless of actual skin color) from Priesthood ordination and from participation in temple ceremonies. These practices continued until September 30, 1978, when church President Spencer W. Kimball, acting in his office as Living Prophet declared that in early June 1978 he had received a revelation from God to extend the priesthood to all worthy male members and, therefore, to extend temple ordinances to all worthy members."

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The catch is that the pope says use of a condom use is only okay for men who earn their living by providing sexual services.

Does that mean that a husband can use a condom as long as the wife pays him for the "servicing"? I can hear it now (husband to wife), "Honey, that was wonderful and just leave the money on the nightstand."

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Message 1050540 - Posted: 23 Nov 2010, 9:34:33 UTC - in response to Message 1050281.  

Right on there Bennie,

Daddio has been marketing condoms and Birth control pills for Catholics under the "St Joseph" brand now for decades. The Condoms each have several pin pricks in the end. You have also heard of St Joseph brand aspirin. These are great birth control pills if the woman simply holds them between her knees.

I am looking for franchisees in all markets ; so you entrepreneurs out there let me know.

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