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Bluto: Holy %#$@!
D-Day: There were blanks in that gun!
Flounder: I didn't even point the gun at him!
Bluto: Holy %#$@!
D-Day: There WERE blanks in that gun!
Flounder: Maybe he had a heart attack.
Bluto: Holy %#$@!
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The Nightrider. That is his name... the Nightrider.
Remember him when you look at the night sky!
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The Creator's tough, but he ain't blind.
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Sonny had five fingers, but he only used three.
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mmmm.... Juicy Fruit
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Alpha.... Mike.... Foxtrot
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Give me what I want and I'll go away.
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Einstein was probably one of them.
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"Let's play chess."
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"On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?"
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N = R x fp x ne x fl x fi x fc x L
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"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
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Damsel Rescuer, Kitty Patron, Raccoon Friend, Uli Fan,
Julie Supporter, ES99 Admirer, PETA Member, 1st Childhood
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Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? |
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You're going to need a bigger boat.....Jaws
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.....The Blues Brothers
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Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive! |
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Nearly forgot. I need your clothes, your boots and your motor-cycle...Terminator 2
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Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive! |
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Surprised no-ones mentioned....
"I'll have what she's having"
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Judge: Are you trying to show contempt for this court ?
Mae West: I'm trying hard not to.
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Surprised no-ones mentioned....
"I'll have what she's having"
A true classic. I'm sure my female compatriots here will 'get it'....errr, humm, you know what I mean!
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Don't take life too seriously, as you'll never come out of it alive! |
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From an old B&W movie I saw on late night TV
Murdered woman's boyfriend: "She thought I was the kindest, sweetest, most gentle man in the world and because of that I tried to be the kindest, sweetest, most gentle man in the world."
Detective: "And did you succeed ?"
Boyfriend: "I would be most upset to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves." |
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Dying's not much of a way to make a living boy!
Josey Wales to bounty hunter
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PROUD MEMBER OF Team Starfire World BOINC |
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"I need a woman."
"You need a bath." |
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