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Message 40271 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 10:40:44 UTC

Take a look at this link... http://www.carolynsclinic.f2s.com/
SetiHolics Anonymous!!!!


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Message 40273 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 10:50:13 UTC

Hilarious! i fell of my seat Ha Ha...

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Message 40277 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 11:24:10 UTC
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WU WU Woo-hoo! ;-)

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Nah! Just do what I do: Plug in your ethernet to your computer, then plug the other end into your belly button! Besides, you can upload like three day's work of WUs and have them run as subconscious background processing! Oh yeah!
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Message 40280 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 12:09:30 UTC
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As an ex-inmate of The Clinic I think I need to explain that not everyone can, or was cured....

Treatment was going terribly. The forced meatballs, shocking! The barbed-wire rub-downs, agony! After an unspeakably horrendous meatball insertion, myself, Keith and some of the others decided enough was enough. We spent weeks making dummies of ourselves (this being a lot easier for some...)which we then left hunched over our screens, giving us the opportunity to make for the cess-cart in which we hid ourselves until beyond the gates. We took off across the fields and, after checking our stats and rankings and so on, Keith formed The Final Front Ear (Not the original name which was deemed unappropriate. See the team diary page for details if you must know!). A team which glories in stats, encourages humour and all manner of previously banned depravity, ermmm....I mean interests.

A few more of The Clinic have since managed to escape and join our esteemed ranks, as well as others who share TFFE's love of all things BOINC, entertaining and completely tasteless!


The Final Front Ear Teampage

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/thefinalfrontear/index.html









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Message 40293 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 13:31:31 UTC - in response to Message 40280.  
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They can never be cured, those poor, poor souls....they all have delusions of adequacy..

Help is at hand...
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Message 40314 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 15:31:04 UTC - in response to Message 40293.  
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> They can never be cured, those poor, poor souls....they all have delusions of
> adequacy..
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> Help is at hand...
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Quick! Leg it chaps and chapesses! She's onto you. Could be me next, I didn't know you were all escapee's from that place when I joined up, I got an inkling of the truth from the diary, but this is almost unbearable! ;-)

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Message 40390 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 21:30:19 UTC

Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent. She follows the tried and true method of guilt by association... and YOU are certainly associated with us!!!!
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Message 40420 - Posted: 26 Oct 2004, 23:36:22 UTC

"Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent."

You might be able to throw her off the scent, Ken, by the occasional bath and the judicious use of a good deodorant.

Yours for good hygiene (physical and mental),
Jack
THE MOTHER OF FOOLS IS ALWAYS PREGNANT

I'M TROLLING FOR FOOLS. THIS MUST BE THE PLACE!
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Message 40496 - Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 4:26:48 UTC

Hey I resemble that!

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Message 40514 - Posted: 27 Oct 2004, 6:42:12 UTC - in response to Message 40496.  

I was there for a long time
They told me I was cured and to go home
I liked it there and offered to stay and sweep the place out
They told me I was cured and to go home
I hung around anyway and they gave my bed to a new guy
They told me I was cured and to go home
I hid in the kitchen for a week
They told me I was cured and called the cops


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Message 40911 - Posted: 28 Oct 2004, 6:30:23 UTC

I dreamt I was polishing my shoes last night. After I'd finished, I inserted some shoe-trees and put the shoes neatly away in the cupboard.

I remember when I used to have good dreams—the sort of dreams I couldn't tell you about.

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Message 40917 - Posted: 28 Oct 2004, 7:25:33 UTC - in response to Message 40911.  



> I remember when I used to have good dreams—the sort of dreams I couldn't tell
> you about.

Oh Man - my dreams are getting to be a too mucha.
Last night I dreampt about The Rex Sox and A Bloody Moon and Groucho Marx's gigantic duck coming down on this fat cable over the stadium and the voice of god booming out and the game stopped and the total eclipse and every face looking up and the voice shaking the stadiun:
Say the secret word and win a hunnerdolla.
Yikes!
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Message 41191 - Posted: 29 Oct 2004, 12:35:18 UTC - in response to Message 40420.  

> "Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent."
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> You might be able to throw her off the scent, Ken, by the occasional bath and
> the judicious use of a good deodorant.
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> Yours for good hygiene (physical and mental),
> Jack
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I have never frequented the den of iniquity you are discussing so I don't really know what you are talking about HOWEVER, if you wish to throw someone off your scent, go to the nearest Lone Star Steak House and have a bowl of their Black Bean soup. Maybe the Gas Giant could comment on this.


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Message 41252 - Posted: 29 Oct 2004, 18:08:31 UTC - in response to Message 41191.  

> > "Ken, it's too late, Olga has your scent."
> >
> > You might be able to throw her off the scent, Ken, by the occasional bath
> and
> > the judicious use of a good deodorant.
> >
> > Yours for good hygiene (physical and mental),
> > Jack
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> I have never frequented the den of iniquity you are discussing so I don't
> really know what you are talking about HOWEVER, if you wish to throw someone
> off your scent, go to the nearest Lone Star Steak House and have a bowl of
> their Black Bean soup. Maybe the Gas Giant could comment on this.
>
I think I'm a lost cause whatever I do, I'm not even sure garlic would work, it might just give them something to home into!
Nurse Olga is truly formidable, but Nurse Goodbody is pretty damn scary, the more I read various websites including carolyn clinic and the final front ear, the more I realise I should probably be escorted forthwith to the clinic for mine and everyone elses protection, the setiholic (lhcholic, climatiholic????) profile fits me perfectly :(
How much armour plate does one need to resist the impact of those meatballs?
What are they made from now that all the squirrels for miles around the institute are gone? What is the current state of the art for their means of propulsion? Has Olga perfected a miniature rail gun yet?

Sincerely, Ken


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Message 41292 - Posted: 29 Oct 2004, 21:39:02 UTC

The one thing to....brrrrrrrrr......brrrrrrrrrrrrr....remember, is that our time at The Clinic, and now here at.....I'm eating a pork pie!.......The Final Front Ear never did us any.......oh, look, a purple hat.....harm.

I have since had the electronic tag removed and am no longer deemed a danger to those who overtake me in the rankings....

"Oh, screw down my diodes and call me Frank!"




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Message 41368 - Posted: 30 Oct 2004, 5:30:14 UTC

Consider yourself "Screwed" Frank... ;-)
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Message 41606 - Posted: 31 Oct 2004, 2:37:06 UTC

"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?"

Sorry, for a moment I was quoting our founder and leader....


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Message 41723 - Posted: 31 Oct 2004, 17:01:54 UTC

Listen, when I want to hear the sound a chimp makes when attempting speech, I'll rattle Dogs cage. Until then, quit gibbering fool. Now where was I, oh yes.....



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Message 41789 - Posted: 31 Oct 2004, 22:03:00 UTC

Give the likes of Keith the vote and we'll be back to cavorting druids, death by stoning and dung for dinner.

Kinda like some other elections.....




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Message 41904 - Posted: 1 Nov 2004, 12:33:27 UTC

We live in an age where illness and deformity are commonplace, and yet, Keith, you are, without a doubt, the most repulsive individual I have ever met. I would shake your hand, but I fear it would come off.



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