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Message 993148 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:37:04 UTC

I will make your cheese puns stink like LIMBURGER, I will out pun you till you are BLUE in the face. I am a AMERICAN cheese lover man.
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Message 993149 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:38:44 UTC

Please excuse my distraction, I was busy watching East of EDAM. I suppose you think you can just BRIEeze in here and win this thing. For me, winning pun wars is a COTTAGE industry, so I'll just STRING you along for awhile...

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Message 993152 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:51:45 UTC

**mandatory groan**
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Message 993153 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 4:54:34 UTC
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What are you BASING that groan on? I can WHEY in on this topic all night. When it comes to cheese, I am the GRATEr punster, while you all are BABYBELs. I will RIND you all down until I not only win this cheese marathon, but I fairly LAPPI you while doing it. In other words, I'm going to CREAM you!!!

(Hey where is that old GOAT Mr. Finkleberry this evening?)

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Message 993156 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 5:01:55 UTC

And the SAGA of you wanting to win all the time Just breaks my HAVARTI. I hope i dont get he BAVARIAN BLUs for a month.
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Message 993158 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 5:08:26 UTC

Wow, this pun war is really, (as the kids say...) FRAICHE! It doesn't take BRICK through my window to get me to COMTE to this thread on Friday nights...

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Message 993161 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 5:37:57 UTC

Im getting churned real good tonight,
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Message 993164 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 5:42:37 UTC

Nice SHARP pun there - very cutting WEDGE... kind of new AGED... but in the LONGHORN run it would be CHEDDAR for you if you just quit right now. You see, I am very competitive and I CAMEMBERT to lose.

Jim, as FONDUE of you as I am, I still will not hesitate to SLICE you up, SHRED you to pieces, and then roll right over you with my CHEVREolay driving around town with you stuck to the car's GRILL.

In QUESO you are unaware, I am a veritable bubbling FONTINA of cheese puns this evening and I intend to keep LOGging on and punning here until you TELEMEA that I am the MUENSTER punster this evening!

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Message 993166 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 5:50:49 UTC

I give up Angela! LMAO ,no way can I compete with you tonight. You have grated me and melted me into cheese dip on some nerds tie.
You win and next week you pick the topic,(one i can win I hope)
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Message 993168 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:02:59 UTC

Thank you Jim. I love LEYDEN the pack and beating my friends both far and PANEER. I'm BOURSIN at the seams with cheese puns this evening, but now I must retire as my victory is a FETA accompli!

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Message 993169 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:06:54 UTC


Ok frightened lurkers. The shooting has stopped and it is safe to come out now!

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Message 993170 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:10:35 UTC - in response to Message 993169.
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Ok frightened lurkers. The shooting has stopped and it is safe to come out now!


That me hiding from Angela.
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Message 993171 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:14:04 UTC - in response to Message 993169.


Ok frightened lurkers. The shooting has stopped and it is safe to come out now!

Thank goodness this cheese war is over
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Message 993173 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:19:58 UTC

Perhaps it has only begun. When all of Europe wakes up, I may be toast... Those Europeans know their cheese!!!

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Message 993174 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:29:44 UTC

A grilled cheese on toast anyone:)
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Message 993175 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:35:06 UTC - in response to Message 993173.

Perhaps it has only begun. When all of Europe wakes up, I may be toast... Those Europeans know their cheese!!!

We do know our quiche

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Message 993178 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 6:47:19 UTC - in response to Message 993175.

Perhaps it has only begun. When all of Europe wakes up, I may be toast... Those Europeans know their cheese!!!

We do know our quiche

Is that like the quiche and the dead?
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Message 993198 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 8:44:24 UTC

I Gouda remember where I should be on Friday nights! Says he with a Cheshire grin. and not Stilton on the the puns! But we'll Gloucester over that comment....

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Message 993222 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 13:20:18 UTC - in response to Message 993198.
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Sorry to be late, but business travel got in the whey. Like they say, absence makes the heart grow fondue. Curd to me that I should wade in anyway, as what I've read so far just makes me cheddar. Looks like a real muenster of a topic. Too bad it is over though, a feta accompli so to speak. We have a real Krafty bunch on this thread. I wonder what will happen when we goat to the next topic?

PS: isn't it amazing how many cheese varieties you can find with Google?
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Message 993238 - Posted: 1 May 2010, 14:25:38 UTC

Ok, who's been speaking gobbledegook...

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